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Caption Contest: Regular Jim Traber eating popcorn in a movie theater
Feb 21
2013
Over the weekend, a brave Ogle Mole sent me a pic what appears to be Regular Jim Traber eating popcorn by himself in a movie theater. When I saw the photo, the first thing that came to mind was “caption contest.”
Here’s the pic. The brave mole apparently took it with his cell phone:
You know the drill. Submit your caption for this photo. In a week or so, I’ll scroll through them all and list my favorites. If yours makes the cut, you’ll win a TLO ink pen, which reminds me, I still need to mail ink pens to the people from our previous competitions. I actually intended the ink pen thing to be a joke, but people actually wanted one.
Anyway, here are three I came up with real fast:
- First you wrap your popcorn with a cheesecloth…
- I wish my wife would let me tweet about this.
- I hope no one can see you, Al! Easy there, big fella!
Have fun, Moles.
Update: According to some readers, it looks like there may be a person sitting next to Jim. It’s hard to tell.
“Oh my God, gay porn in Oklahoma!”
Yeah, Lincoln’s a pretty good movie. But not as a good of a movie about my life. They did one for Lincoln, why not Jim Trabor? I’ve shaped minds, I was in the BIGS!
“This is Jim Traber. Leave my f*cking popcorn alone.”
I love a good Traber bashing, but its pretty clear that he isn’t actually alone there. You can see the top of someone’s head in the seat next to him. I mean come on, do we really believe that Traber could be in a situation that he didn’t have an audience that either kissed his ass or allowed him to berate?
Why are y’all runining his life? Now Julie will find out he’s with the mistress again!!! “SHAPING THE MINDS, OF AMERICA’S WOMEN!”
This is Julie Traber. Don’t fucking take a picture of my husband again.
This popcorn tastes like fat jack in my mouth!!!!!!! Salty!!!!!!!!!!
“Let’s all go to the movies, let’s all go to the movies, let’s all go to the movies and have ourselves a snack….Doggone it, why can’t I remember who sings that?!?!!?!?”
Maybe he was practicing for his next Mazzio’s commercial?
Cal Ripken and I used to sit around in the Theatre in our underwear after games eating popcorn, drinking beer, and just talk and talk……..
“Nothing tugs at the heart strings like a good Nicholas Sparks movie.”
Wow my hand still smells like Bo Van Pelt!!!!!!
“Num, num, num…”
Holy moley, Jules, it’s hard eating popcorn with one hand!!!!!! How long do I have to be handcuffed to you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oklahoma City sports radio personality Jim Traber was recently seen enjoying a pre-show snack with an unidentified companion at a local movie theater.
Nothing better than a handful of @Sportsgrl4Me if that’s your real name…
“Hey @sportsgrl04Me, there’s a surprise at the bottom of this popcorn tub for you. Do that thing Jules won’t do.”
Here’s a caption:
Using my best Jim Nance voice…Jim Traber is at a movie with his wife. Oh yeah, he’s eating some popcorn.
Hmm, even Jim Nance can’t make that exciting..
Must. Eat. Popcorn. I have to keep up my “big daddy” physique for Janey!
Jules, I realize we’ve seen this Brokeback movie 20 times, but these two cowboys are very morally sound human beings.
Sigh, wonder what my twitter friends are up to.
The doctor said if I switch to popcorn from Cheetos my pecker won’t be orange anymore.
+1
Let’s see…does my breath smell like farts? whoa!, yep, sure does.
RUSSELL WESTBROOK AND REGGIE JACKSON AREN’T POINT GUARDS, JUST LIKE THIS ISN’T POPCORN I’M EATING
Kenny F*ckin’ Powers!
nice (but I would have gone with “You’re F’ing Out”
^^^^ ¡La Flama Blanca!