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Ogle Madness VI: Play-In Games 3 & 4

This is a good primer for next week’s official Ogle Madness start. It’s always fun to pit people (and things) against each other in a battle and see who the true winner is. Last year it was Emily Sutton. The two years prior it was the star of Thunderstruck. All these things happened PSB (Pre-Sweet Brown), so you never know what can happen. Either way, you’re contributing to something that matters. And if that’s not enough validation for you, than I have made a huge mistake with my life.

Here’s your after the jump matches.

Play in Game 3: City of Beaver vs. City of Hooker

Pay in Game 4: Ryan Tate vs. The Governor’s Mansion Hot Tub 

So make the jump and start voting. This is like voting for Pope only without the crazy hats and robes. And Italians.

Play in Game 3: City of Beaver vs. City of Hooker

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City of Beaver

Conference: Cities Named by Well Meaning Fur Traders

What It Is: A town named by people with no concept of innuendo.

Biggest Strength: Has a town name reminiscent of every semi-dirty hipster shirt at The Plaza.

Biggest Weakness: Any joke about “maintaining” the city will get you thrown in jail.

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City of Hooker

Conference: Towns I thought were located on 29th and Robinson

What It Is: A town not full of what you’d think. They should have named it “Middle Aged Crying Carhop”.

Biggest Strength: The town’s official motto is awesome. “It’s a location, not a vocation.”

Biggest Weakness: A location, not a vocation.

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City of Beaver vs. City of Hooker

  • City of Hooker (52%, 224 Votes)
  • City of Beaver (48%, 215 Votes)

Total Voters: 434

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Ryan Tate vs. The Governor Mansion’s Pool 

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Ryan Tate 

Conference: Napoleonic Peddler of Strange Books

Who He Is: An angry bald elf who berates people.

Biggest Strength: Trust fund

Biggest Weakness: Honesty. Integrity. Hair growing.

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The Governor’s Mansion Hot Tub

Conference: Things the governor has been in.

What It Is: A gubernatorial cauldron of patriotic warmth we all help keep heated at 104 degrees.

Biggest Strengths: Is warm and seats four to six hipsters comfortably.

Biggest Weakness: Has a lot in common with the governor.

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Ryan Tate vs. Governor's Mansion Hot Tub

  • Governor's Mansion Hot Tub (79%, 396 Votes)
  • Ryan Tate (21%, 103 Votes)

Total Voters: 499

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Comments

  1. Uh not that I’m suprised but what does “I dipped the pool before you came over……..give me a break here” mean?

    Either she meant skimmed or she did dip in there and that would explain the over-abundance of that foamy substance!………Wonder if Steve Tate been in that water, just sayin……..

  2. I voted for Beaver, because the school mascot is the Dusters. That’s right, they are the Beaver Dusters.

  3. Six reasons the governor’s mansion hot tub will win:

    1. The governor’s hot tub is deeper than Ryan Tate.
    2. The governor’s hot tub is hotter than Ryan Tate.
    3. The governor’s hot tub has seen Christina Fallin nekkid.
    4. The governor’s hot tub has more hair.
    5. We don’t know if Ryan Tate is naturally bald — does the lack of curtains match the lack of drapes?
    6. You must be at least *this* high to ride in this event.

  4. Am I missing something? I can’t voter for the Hooker or the Beaver. I can vote for the Pool and the Fool. No votey spots appeared.

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