The dude pictured above is Elizabeth Binion. Last week, he assaulted an Oklahoma City firefighter on North May Avenue.
Via Channel 5:
A woman was arrested after Oklahoma City police said she punched a firefighter trying to help her Friday afternoon.
Elizabeth Darlene Binion, 27, told police her boyfriend tried to stuff several pills in her mouth and she then hit him with a board.
According to police, firefighters were treating Binion on the front porch steps of a home in the 5600 block of North May Avenue. She suddenly stood up and punched a firefighter in the left arm and left side of his chest, investigators said.
The firefighter is pressing charges, but wasn’t injured. Binion was arrested on one complaint of assault and battery on a city official.
Boy, Samwise Gamgee sure has let himself go. He’s popping pills, drinking mead and skipping second breakfast. He looks like he just learned his wife Rose is having an affair with the rock star from Lost. I can’t remember if that dude was Pippen or Merry. I always get them confused.
Anyway, that’s all I got, Moles. Just some crack about an angry lady looking like a man and a few dated Lord of the Rings references. I guess I still haven’t recovered from daylight savings time.
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