Let's go ahead and distance myself as much as possible from this category. I drive a van with a wonky tail light. And I sell ice cream out of it...illegally.
Before you leave a comment complaining about this category and all the good things cops do for us, remember two things:
1. I couldn't do what the police do because I'm not brave and also not in shape. Well, I'm in a shape just not the kind of shape one would want in an officer of the law.