Let's go ahead and distance myself as much as possible from this category. I drive a van with a wonky tail light. And I sell ice cream out of it...illegally.
Before you leave a comment complaining about this category and all the good things cops do for us, remember two things:
1. I couldn't do what the police do because I'm not brave and also not in shape. Well, I'm in a shape just not the kind of shape one would want in an officer of the law.
2. Just because something is the "Worst" doesn't mean it's bad. For example, is there anything wrong with the worst Thunder girl? Nope. Not at all.
Having said that, get ready to anonymously vote for the worst suburban police department.
Oof.