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Ogle Madness VII: Second Round, West Region

This wraps up the Second Round of Ogle Madness VII. The Sweet 16 will start tomorrow. 

(1) Joleen Chaney vs. (8) Wes Welker

(4) Non-Chunky Cheerleaders vs. (5) Mayor Mick Cornett

(3) Abigail Ogle vs. (6) Real Miss Oklahoma

(2) Kristin  Chenoweth vs. (7) Wendy Suares


(1) Joleen Chaney vs. (8) Wes Welker

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(1) Joleen Chaney

Conference: Super Hot Local Newsanchors

Who She Is: Anchor for KFOR News Channel 4

Biggest Strength: Easy on the eyes.

Biggest Weakness: Is married to a cop.

Defeated: (16) Pooping Tom 468-101


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(8) Wes Welker

Conference: Some Damn Sports Fella

Who He Is: Some Guy

Biggest Strength: Catching passes

Biggest Weakness: Except on critical third downs in the Super Bowl

Defeated: (9) Video Vigilante 406-146


(1) Joleen Cheney vs. (8) Wes Welker

  • (1) Joleen Cheney (76%, 435 Votes)
  • (8) Wes Welker (24%, 139 Votes)

Total Voters: 570

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(4) Non-Chunky Cheerleaders vs. (5) Mayor Mick Cornett

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(4) Non-Chunky Thunder Girls

Conference: Ex-Girlfriends

Who They Are: Thunder Girls

Biggest Strength: Making poms poms sexy

Biggest Weakness: Most are married or have boyfriends.

Defeated: (13) OKC Seahawks 385-168



(5) Mayor Mick Cornett

Conference: Amazing Mayors

Who He Is: Four Term Mayor of Oklahoma City

Biggest Strength: Getting elected

Biggest Weakness: Befriending the Red Dirt Report

Defeated: (12) Mary Fallin 490-59


(4) Non-Chunky Thunder Girls vs. (5) Mayor Mick Cornett

  • (4) Non-Chunky Thunder Girls (60%, 340 Votes)
  • (5) Mayor Mick Cornett (40%, 230 Votes)

Total Voters: 570

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 (3) Abigail Ogle vs. (6) Real Miss Oklahoma


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(3) Abigail Ogle

Conference: Mighty Ogles

Who She Is: Sports Something or Other on KSBI KOCO 5

Biggest Strength: Her last name

Biggest Weakness: Buying Twitter followers

Defeated: (14) Derplahomans 318-163


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(6) Real Miss Oklahoma

Conference: REAL Miss Oklahomas

Who She Is: The Actual Miss Oklahoma

Biggest Strength: Isn’t a Fake Miss Oklahoma

Biggest Weakness: Isn’t Our Girlfriend

Defeated: (11) Emily Sutton’s Serious Fireman Boyfriend 367-132

(3) Abigail Ogle vs. (6) Real Miss Oklahoma

  • (6) Real Miss Oklahoma (75%, 427 Votes)
  • (3) Abigail Ogle (25%, 146 Votes)

Total Voters: 572

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(2) Kristin  Chenoweth vs. (7) Wendy Suares



(2) Kristin Chenoweth

Conference: Sexy Pixies

Who She Is: Famous Actress

Biggest Strength: Tiny body, big voice

Biggest Weakness:  Can’t get that thing off the top of the fridge.

Defeated: (15) Real Housewives of OKC 481-66


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(7) Wendy Suares

Conference: Super Cute News Vixens

Who She Is: KOKH FOX 25 Anchor

Biggest Strength: Perfect Face

Biggest Weakness:  Works at FOX 25

Defeated: (10) Earthquakes 261-222


(2) Kristin Chenoweth vs. (7) Wendy Suares

  • (2) Kristin Chenoweth (60%, 344 Votes)
  • (7) Wendy Suares (40%, 231 Votes)

Total Voters: 575

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  1. What’s Chenoweth done for this state lately? Huh? I tell ya. NOTHIN’. Vote your heart. Vote….Suares

  2. I find this process and bracket a complete farce, how can anyone with a clear conscious vote Vanity Perkins ahead of Marla Morgan? I understand the hate for Mike Morgan, but for it to bleed over onto such a fine bracket participant……..really people? And Vanity, I’m not here to bash her, try to get her to pay for her nail services, assist her in Twitter usage, I just think she got way too much sympathy and credit for going against the buffoon, most famously known as “the real Jim Traber”.

    Folks…. you will rue this, just like all those people who voted for anything and anyone listed as a Republican after Obama was elected.

    • Oh Wait!!

      Marla won! Marla Won!……You people are so smart and this bracket is the coolest thing since Linda Soundtrack! You guys are so freaking good at this. hahhahahaha
      gotta go….. nurse here with pills for today!

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