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This guy thinks Frank Lucas is a genetically engineered robot…

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The guy pictured above with the scary mustache is Republican Tim Murray. He ran against incumbent Frank Lucas in Tuesday’s US House District 3 primary.

Murray didn’t do too well in the election. He received only 3,442 votes (5%). This is kind of surprising when you consider that Frank Lucas was executed in Ukraine in 2011 and that a robotic clone is running in the congressman’s place.

From Tim Murray’s website:

I, Timothy Ray Murray, am a human, born in Oklahoma, and obtained and continue to fully meet the requirements to serve as U.S. Representative when honored to so. I will never use a look alike to replace my (The Office’s) message to you or to anyone else, as both the other Republican Challengers have.

Rep. Frank Lucas, and a few other Oklahoma and other States’ Congressional Members were depicted as being executed by The World Court on or about Jan. 11, 2011 in Southern Ukraine. On television they were depicted as being executed by the hanging about the neck until death on a white stage and in front of witnesses. Other now current Members of Congress have shared those facts on television also. We know that it is possible to use look alike artificial or manmade replacements, however Rep. Lucas was not eligible to serve as a Congressional Member after that time.

The World knows the truth and We must always display and communicate the truth. I will always share public information with the truth when honored to serve as your Representative.

I’ll be honest with you, someone told me about this a couple of weeks ago and I really didn’t look into it. For one, Murray didn’t mention one thing about stoning gays to death. Two, I just assumed Murray was making a satirical, humorous dig at Lucas for acting like a machine and always voting with the GOP establishment. I had no clue he was being serious, so I just moved along with my day and started drinking heavily.

Anyway, Mr. Murray was being serious. Check out this press release he issued to “TV Broadcasters:”

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Uhm, what’s up with the salutation Murray is using? Apparently, he’s an “Honorable Mister.” I don’t know what one has to do to get that title, but I bet it has something to do with not taking your medication.

Anyway, screw the claims that Frank Lucas is a robot or the Defense Department has confiscated his DNA. The guy seriously thanked the Oklahoma TV news media for their “service in giving Oklahomans great current news and information.” Even a tin foil hat and chemtrails in the sky think that is nuts. It would be like thanking the tobacco industry for their service in promoting health to Americans.

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  1. I’ve been waiting for this to show up here since I saw it on KFOR’s website. If it were not so sad it would be funny. Look for Oklahoma again tonight on MSNBC. My family in Illinois will be calling me again asking me about it. Up there they just put our governors in jail. Down here we have this, not sure which is worse.

  2. Ok, he lives in Moore so correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t Moore in congressional district 4? Also, why does Moore get to produce most of the political crackpots in Oklahoma?

  3. But, what if he’s right, though? I mean…. what if what he’s saying about Frank Lucas and the D.O.D is true?

  4. Has this whackadoodle ever *seen* James Lankford? If there was ever a case for pod person status, it would be dead, soulless eyes belonging to Lankford.

  5. This would be a great excerpt for Galen Culver’s “Is this a great state or what?”

  6. I fear for our country because the Hon. Mr. Murray lost in his primary bid. He was the only person willing to expose the FEMA Enslavement, Concentration, and Re-Education Camp at S. Penn and SW 22nd.

  7. I love how he says stuff like “We know that it is possible to use look alike artificial or manmade replacements” or “it is widely known Frank Lucas is no longer alive” as if this illogical nonsense that I’ve never heard in my life before today is some kind of common knowledge.

  8. It was irresponsible of TLO to withhold this news until after the election. I and, no doubt, countless others would have switched our votes from Mr. Lucas’ stand-in had we been privy to this information.

  9. He’s obviously very wrong, had the event really happened as he described, STEVE SHAW would have done a live remote and discussed it with any of the witnesses (likely asking them if they could handle a hard 8 inches).

    I see a future address on or about Griffin Memorial Hospital for the Honorable Mister Murray, (I hope anyway).

  10. As crazy as this dude sounds, I’d give him a chance over most of the other biblical literalists who run our state and believe in talking snakes.

  11. He may need his meds increased or maybe he should move to White Sands, NM., hell he may have kin there.

  12. Here’s another article on the subject – http://www.businessinsider.com/timothy-ray-murray-isnt-a-robot-2014-6 Highlights?? –
    Quote:
    I will never use Artificial Intelligence look alike to voice what The Representative’s Office is doing nor use a robot look alike. The World knows the truth, and We must always share the truth.

    Quote:
    I, Timothy Ray Murray, am a human, born in Oklahoma, and obtained and continue to fully meet the requirements to serve as U.s. Representative when honored to so. I will never use a look alike to replace my (The Office’s) message to you or to anyone else, as both the other Republican Challengers have.

    (capitalizations in original)

    As the story notes:

    Quote:
    Murray felt the need to point this out because he believes the incumbent in the district, Rep. Frank Lucas is a robot! On his webpage, Murray claims the real Lucas was killed by the World Court over three years ago and replaced with an automaton.

    Of course, no one should get too smug about this guy – back in 2012, he ran as a Democratic Party Candidate, winning the primary and getting soundly defeated in the election.

  13. I might be dim, but I know when I’m being played. People are taking the bait hook, line and sinker.

  14. Have any of you ever seen Frank Lucas in person? I say the dude’s on to something…

  15. Tim has been in the hospital before. He has a chemical imbalance and for a short period home from the hospital he has his bearings. Been hoping for an answer. His dad has recently been put in nursing home and brother too. The family are dear people who are part of the salt on earth. Please pray for Tim and the family.

    • I think we all know what this really means. Timothy Murray will now be displayed by a look alike, just like Lucas. It is commonly known that the U.S. Defense Department has had The Hon. Mr. Murray’s DNA on file for some time.

      This is terrible news for the country. Tim was one of the last of President Ford’s super-patriot heros, and a great ambassador to the U.N.

  16. When I first saw the photo I thought it was “where is he now” story on Uwe-Von Schamuan

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