The woman and /or dying catfish pictured above is Kristina Major.
She was one of six people arrested last week at the intersection of NW 23rd and Penn on charges of public drunkenness and disorderly conduct. Apparently she and her friends were jumping in front of cars, harassing customers at the fancy two-story McDonald's, and once the cops arrived, began flashing and mooning some really unfortunate, scarred for life motorists.