Earlier today, I was scrolling through Twitter and noticed that Rush Springs Watermelon Queen Joleen Chaney has a new profile image.
Check it out:
Wow. That's nice! She kind of pulled a Mean Dueweke and managed to get all dressed up and look like a totally different person. That being said, she's still hotter than a bottle of Fireball. Sir John Michael wouldn't be kicking that JoJo out of his school bus! He's going to have to step up his game and trim his pony tail and buy a new bear pelt if it wants to have a chance.
I guess JoJo got all dressed up for something called the Tour de Palate. It's a fundraiser for the Go Mitch Go Foundation. It's the medical research charity that inspired Emily Sutton to become a triathlete and pee on people.
Here's a pic of Joleen and Emily dancing on a stage or whatever: