Author Archives: marisa
James Lankford is being persecuted…
By now I’m sure you’ve heard that Rep. James Lankford, the weasely ginger, (though not one of the Weasely gingers of Harry Potter fame) is being persecuted for being a Christian. According to a post on Newson6.com:
Friday night in the big town: REO Speedwagon, Kimbo Slice, and your mom
Well, it’s that time again, readers. It’s Friday and I’m here to tell you what’s going on in the big town. Now, if you’re like me, then you haven’t drawn a breath in nearly two weeks because, according to my … Continue reading
Here are 10 very weird Oklahoma laws
You know what’s dumb? Laws. You know what’s really dumb? Passing a law that prohibits something that was already illegal in the state. That’s what North Carolina did yesterday. It’s official, y’all. Amendment One passed and gay marriage, something … Continue reading
Friday night in the big town: Happy birthday to us, comic books, and Al Green
A happy first weekend in May to you, readers! ‘Tis the time of severe weather and no relief for allergy sufferers in sight. And if you’re a nerd, you’re probably running around today saying “May the fourth be with you!” … Continue reading
The battle for gender neutral housing at OU
When I was in high school, I was told multiple times by adults that I would really love college. I don’t know if they were just tired of me whining about how shallow everyone was or how much I hated … Continue reading
Friday night in the big town: Iron Thistle, Dr. Pants, and Windsong
You’ll have to excuse me, readers, but my eyes are almost swollen shut. I went to the Arts Festival this week and all the new vegetation surrounding the Myriad Botanical Gardens is super pretty and all, but they are infinitely … Continue reading
An open letter to Rumble the Bison
Dear Rumble the Bison, I have some questions for you. I watched the video of your origin story on your website. It gave a pretty detailed account of how you came to walk on two legs as well as jump … Continue reading
Friday night in the big town: Oz, kumbia, and ostriches
Do you know what today is, readers? That’s right. It’s 420. I’m assuming you all had the presence of mind to leave your bongs out by the fireplace last night so that jolly old Saint Cannabis could fill them with … Continue reading
