Oklahoma City News, Entertainment & Occasional Humor • Established 2007

Author Archive for Marisa – Page 15

Berry Tramel wants all the single ladies to be a virgins…

D8-BERRY

As a woman, I know that my self-worth and the worth that society ascribes to me completely hinges upon the presence of a hymen. Berry Tramel knows this, too. At least that’s what I assume after watching this promo clip for “Worth the Wait,” where Berry talks about the sexual purity of his blessed daughter:

Monday Morning Tweets: News 9 is controlled by Obama

It’s Monday again. And I’m going to make my stock jokes about Mondays. Kind of like when I wrote FNITBT and made my stock jokes about getting drunk with my parents while playing beer pong. Honestly, if you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m totally a one trick pony. Just one trick. It’s all I have. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t read the rest of Monday Morning Tweets. Our local tweets are pure quality, and totally make up for my lack of enthusiasm in writing this intro. Now, on to the tweets! As always, they are after the jump.

A couple got married on KFOR yesterday

Picture 1

Because yesterday’s date was 11/12/13, people thought it was a good idea to get married. This is like the people that want to get married on a Friday night or a Sunday evening, and then get mad when people either aren’t there on time or have to leave early to get ready for work, only way worse. Tuesday is a dumb day to get married unless you’re just going down to the courthouse. Or if you’re going to get married on TV.

From KFOR.com:

OKLAHOMA CITY – Planning a wedding can be extremely stressful for the couple involved, especially when it involves a particular day on the calendar.

Dozens of couples decided to tie the knot on 11/12/13, making it an easy anniversary to remember and a date that will only come around once-in-a-lifetime.

However, one local couple decided to get married at the spur-of-the-moment this morning and couldn’t stand to wait another day.

Vodera Dillon and Richard Inch found Rev. Joy Huber and headed to our studios to say their vows in front of thousands of Oklahomans.

Now, before we get all catty (That’s literally what all women do when they’re at a wedding. We sit at the reception and talk about how tacky the dress was, how boring the ceremony was, and how obnoxious it was that the bride
walked down the aisle to a Disney song.), let’s check out the wedding and talk about what the couple did right:

Monday Morning Tweets: Joenuts, Compression Socks and eff’ Oklahoma

Happy Monday and Veteran’s Day to all our readers! If you’re lucky enough to have this day off, savor it. The rest of us are just trying to cobble together enough PTO so that we can have Black Friday and Christmas Eve off. For those of you at work, I’ve grouped together some tweets for you to read while you pretend you’re actually doing something like putting numbers in a spreadsheet or sending emails. As always, I got them sweet tweets after the jump!

Crime in Edmond is on the rise…

Welcome_to_Edmond_sign

They say Rome wasn’t built in a day. And while I don’t have the statistics on how long the building process took, I do know that Rome fell. Similarly, Edmond wasn’t built in a day. (It took years of white flight.) But now, that ivory tower is about to come crashing down. I know what you’re thinking. “But Marisa, there are still roughly 2.3 Buick crossover SUVs per capita in Edmond. How can it be falling?”

Well, I say to you: Look around. Do those SUVs live in Edmond, or do they live in Deer Creek? It would appear that the once affluent and super boring of Edmond have begun another flight to the frigid north that is Deer Creek. I say this using little research and basing it mainly off of the growth of neighborhoods in that area. Also, the crime stories coming out of Edmond are just a little too working class. Either Edmondites are moving north to Deer Creek, or crimes once relegated to apartment complexes on 122nd and Penn are making their way into Edmond.

On Monday, NewsOK.com reported that a body was found behind a church: