Happy President’s Day to all our fine readers out there. Do you have the day off? No? Well, this may be the one day a year where my job is better than yours. So suck it. But don’t worry. I didn’t take the day off from bringing you the tweets of the past week. I asked Patrick if we could have days off from blogging, and he said that if I asked again, he was going to send me to the same glue factory that they sent Boxer, the horse, to in Animal Farm. Not to turn me into glue or anything, but for a tour. It’s neat to see how stuff is made, and Patrick knows how big a fan of glue I am. I mean, I huff it daily.
Anyway, check out the tweets after the jump!
If you’re like me, you’ve been dropping not-so-subtle hints about what you want for Valentine’s Day for the past month or so by casually telling your significant other that you’re planning on buying this thing for yourself, but you don’t know. Also, if your significant other is like mine, then he did not pick up on it at all and it’s now officially too late to order that damn scarf OMG Chris pay attention to my needs as a woman.
But have no fear! There are plenty of retail locations across the metro that can help you out if you totally didn’t buy your girlfriend of three and a half years that vintage scarf on Etsy that she wanted. And as far as last-minute gifts go, these are probably the best. Take heed! Seriously. Once a guy got me a single flower from 7-11 on Valentine’s Day. Don’t be that guy.
What’s up, you lovely, hung over hot messes? It’s Monday, and I’m guessing you’re trying to stay awake at your desk and just make it to lunch. That’s pretty much what I do for a living. Well, don’t fret. I’ve got just the thing you need to wake you up, or at least something that will keep your eyes focused on your computer monitor so maybe your boss will think you’re actually working. Get yourself a trampoline because this week’s tweets are after the jump.
Well, Thunder fans. We need to talk. The basketball season is in full swing, and the Thunder is missing one crucial element—my little Russie. Like eating a Quarter Pounder with cheese without a side of fries, I’m just not satisfied. I know that he’s convalescing and taking care of himself so he can come back and play some more, but sometimes I worry that maybe he forgot about all of us drunken yahoos in Loud City.
Well, I’ve done some research and figured out what he’s been up to when he hasn’t been playing basketball. And by research, I mean this is definitely what he has to be doing so don’t even fact check it because it’s right. Here are the ten things that Russell Westbrook is doing when he isn’t wearing a suit on the sidelines.
Happy Monday! Are you tired of hearing your office mates discuss their favorite Super Bowl commercials? Did you lose a ton of money in the office pool and you need to get your mind off of it? How about some tweets then? I’ve gathered up the best and carefully avoided pictures of yesterday’s snow. So, settle in and enjoy the very best of last week’s social media. The tweets are after the jump, as if I’d put them anywhere else!
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