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Monday Morning Tweets: Kelly Ogle made an early Gary England Day Pilgrimage…

It’s Monday morning, which means I’m nursing a hangover and trying to go through the motions as my boss scrutinizes my every move. I’m not the best employee, I’ll admit, but at least I’m not the worst. I think.

Anyway, I’ve gathered some tweets for y’all. There was college football, fall-like rain, Blake Shelton went crazy on Westboro Baptist, and Ben Allen is leaving us for a cuter, younger state that probably does yoga and has a tighter butt. And I’ve gathered all the highs and lows of the week as they played out on the greatest social medium to ever exist–Twitter. Check out the tweets after the jump!

Stereotypes About Your City: Bethany

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From time to time, we here at The Lost Ogle like to make fun of different cities in Oklahoma. It’s fun. (You should hear what we have to say about Gotebo.) But this got us to thinking. Why not do a series about various stereotypes that we all associate with different cities in Oklahoma? Well, seeing as how I’m pretty much down for anything, I decided to take on this momentous task in a series of posts.

So, without further ado, I give you 10 stereotypes about Bethany.

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1. The average age is a million years old.

I make this assumption based on the fact that I’ve been to Bethany a total of twice, and both times it seemed as if I was the youngest person around. And I’ve never really run into anyone my age who claims to be from there. This only furthers the notion that only old folks live there. Bethany may be the unofficial retirement community of the OKC metro.

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Monday Morning Tweets: Emily Sutton made it rain at Blake Shelton’s house

Well, we’ve had another week happen, which means I’ve brought more tweets for you. So many things happened. Like, the fair has been going on, and we had our first really “fall-like” day. So, basically your feed was blowing up with corn dog pictures and so many people talking about how great the weather is. Too bad it’s just officially gotten too cold. Yeah, I said it. Anything below 80 and I can’t function. But, let’s remember, I’m basically descended from Jawas. Anyway, all your tweets are after the jump!

Stereotypes About Your City: Midwest City

From time to time, we here at The Lost Ogle like to make fun of different cities in Oklahoma. It’s fun. (You should hear what we have to say about Gotebo.) But this got us to thinking. Why not do a series about various stereotypes that we all associate with different cities in Oklahoma? Well, seeing as how I’m pretty much down for anything, I decided to take on this momentous task in a series of posts.

So, without further ado, I give you five stereotypes about Midwest City.

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1. You think MMA is a viable career option.

Who wants to work all day at a boring 9-5 sort of job when you could have a job where really sketchy dudes literally destroy you? That UFC octagon seems to be pretty glamorous to the folks from Midwest City, whether you want to get in it or just date someone who does. I’m not sure what it says about the overly masculine men folk from Midwest City that they seem so ready to don some tight short shorts and put other dudes in a rear naked choke, but just know that I’m giving them the side eye.

Monday Morning Tweets: P.T. Barnum and METHODS

This week, a lot of stuff went down. The fair started and everyone and their brother had an opinion about the whole OSU Sports Illustrated thing. Personally, I would be more offended if there wasn’t a shady and underhanded thing going on at OSU. Let’s be honest here. It’s an NCAA sports program. Of course there is backhanded dealings. And if the allegations are true, isn’t that more a testament to our generous Oklahoma hospitality than a crime that should be punished? Maybe that’s just me. Anyhow, the tweets are after the jump.