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Oglebating: Which is better, the original BC Clark jingle or the one with people singing in the mall?

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Welcome back to Oglebating! Last time out, you were basically split on whether or not it’s OK to root for a school you didn’t graduate from. People, if you you aren’t going to settle these debates for us, why do we even take the time to do them!?

Today we get into the Christmas spirit with the song that’s been rattling around in all your heads for the past two weeks — the BC Clark jingle! Which is better: the original song with the animated sleigh or the one with people singing in front of the BC Clark store in the mall? We argue about it after the jump….

Oglebating: Which is worse…Frontier City or White Water Bay?

Hello there, folks. The headline to this post says Oglebating, so you know what that means: it’s time for another fascinating installment of Oglebating! Last time out, you decided, just barely, that it’s not ok for OU fans to put upside down Texas Longhorn stickers on your cars.

Today we turn our attention to amusement parks. Sadly, “Disney: Warr Acres” is at least a few years away, so we Oklahomans don’t have many good choices if we want to spend a day with friends and family at one. After the jump, we argue about whether we’d least rather spend a summer day at Frontier City or White Water Bay.

Ranking the top 12 reality stars from Oklahoma

No genre of television has become more popular over the past 15 or so years than reality television. Whether it’s watching people in wife-beaters get busted on COPS or tribal councils on Survivor, America can’t seem to get enough of it. Real Housewives of Nichols Hills isn’t a thing yet, so here’s my best effort at ranking the Oklahomans who’ve most penetrated the country’s consciousness on reality TV shows.

1. Carrie Underwood — American Idol

The highest earning artist ever to come from the most popular and influential singing show in history, the Checotah native is an easy choice for #1. Her rise from obscurity to worldwide fame was so rapid, I’m willing to forgive the momentary lapse in judgment when she dated Tony Romo.

Other Idol choices: David Cook, George Huff

An Open Letter To That Dude Who Dribbles The Tire In That One Big 12 Basketball Commercial

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Dear Dude Who Dribbles The Tire In That One Big 12 Basketball Commercial,

Aren’t you glad college basketball season is back? I know I am! It can be kind of lonely being a basketball fan in a football crazed state. While I’m obsessing over whether or not Sam Grooms can be a Big 12 point guard, everyone else is talking about Ryan Broyles’ knee or the fact that OSU’s quarterback is old enough to be one of those people who always has a butterscotch hard candy to give you.

Sometimes I feel like you’re my only friend, Dude Who Dribbles The Tire In That One Big 12 Basketball Commercial. Every basketball season, I know you’ll be there, at least by the time conference play rolls around. No matter how many technological advances we have, the one constant in my life is being able to watch you fuzzily dribble a tire in standard definition. It’s comforting, like warm soup on a cold night or smashing the living crap out of a stack of Hinder albums with a sledgehammer.

What Did The Sooners Talk About In Their Players-Only Meeting?

When Michael Hunnicut’s field goal clanged off the upright on Saturday night and it became apparent Texas Tech was going to pull out a shock victory over Oklahoma, all of us Sooner fans coped differently. Some people drank, some drank more, others drank even more than that. Everyone pledged to avoid the Sports Animal all week.

The Sooner players handled it by calling a team meeting. Among the topics discussed were the “teams goals [sic], which still included winning a national title, and Travis Lewis apologizing for comments he made about injured teammates after the game.”

Okay, well, this team isn’t winning a national title, but it’s fine to hold out hope and keep playing like you have a chance, and it’s nice that Travis Lewis apologized for his boneheaded remarks, but that’s not really much of a meeting. Surely something else came up? After the jump, our best guesses at some of the other topics covered in the Sooners’ players-only meeting.