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2 a.m. Wake-up Call

Monday, August 25th, 2008

I lived in the dorms at OU for two years. One year too long to get any sort of credibility or respect from our predominately Tri-Delt and Theta hall. Few people really talked to my roommate and I once they found out we were sophomores, we hadn’t pledged the year before, and that we were almost twenty. Like, OMG.

There were a couple of girls at the end of the hall that were nice to us though, when they passed by and our door was open or when we ended up in an elevator with them or something. Then their crew (which I’m pretty sure was actually the 7 brothers they shared between them — they were all 6′3″ish, had crossed eyes, and may have been from Idabel. Establishing a location that I think explains the crossed eyes and blank expressions.) started showing up and glancing menacingly into our open room and they weren’t so friendly anymore. However, they were kind enough to share their music with our hall, the hall across from us, and probably the two above and below. Well after visiting hours and usually after the aroma of vomit deposited in front of my door had faded.

Thanks to YouTube, I believe I’ve figured out what was going on down there. Presenting “OU’s finest”…

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Is this the guy who designed the Brent Rinehart Comic Book?

Friday, July 18th, 2008

At the end of the Brent Rinehart Comic Book, it says that the master artist who drew the entire thing is a man named Shane Suiters. So after reading the masterpiece, my first thought was, “Who is this Shane Suiters? Who is this talented artist who could possibly design the ’save the dates’ for my wedding?”

So, I did what anyone would do and looked for this Shane Suiters on Myspace. There’s only one. And he lives in Del City. And oddly enough, he’s a tattoo artist. Hmmmn.

I guess now you know who you should probably contact if you’d like a toga-wearing sodomite emblazoned somewhere on your body. And my ’save the dates.’ They may just be the best ones ever.

More pictures after the jump.

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Date Night in the Big Town

Friday, June 20th, 2008

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So, you want to know whether or not it’s worth your $27.99 to check out the new Steel Lasso at Frontier City? First of all, if you’re asking that you have obviously been in a vegetative state since 1987. But I’m still willing to find out for you.

For my inaugural post here as a Lost Ogle contributor I am starting what I hope will be an entertaining series that doesn’t cause me too much physical harm. In this series, I am going to explore the various locations around and outside of the metro that are great for a date. “Great” is subjective and can be a lot of things for a lot of people. That’s where you come in.

I’m looking for places that are stereotypically Oklahoman in nature or that have a permanent place in local culture. Not some of the sleaziest places in OKC, as I’d like to survive and bring back a real story for you, but being cringeworthy is definitely not a deal breaker for this project. Being a country girl, only recently immigrated to Norman, I’m not familiar with all the dating “hot spots.” Here’s my list so far:

Frontier City
Crossroads Mall
Pops

See? I’m lost. I need you. Tell me where my boyfriend (who hesitantly agreed to this venture) and I should go. As long as it doesn’t require me getting my concealed carry license, we’ll be there.

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