Jim Inhofe is still an idiot (Part 8,421)

Screw party over country. Now it’s party over pedophiles!

A few weeks after he stated Alabama US Senate candidate Roy Moore should “step aside” if the allegations that he courted teenage girls were indeed true, prune faced US Senator Jim Inhofe – the senile old political troll who probably enjoys peeing on his own shoes at the urinal – is now coming to pedophile Moore’s defense.

First, he told a Miami TV station that he’d support Moore because of a “numbers game.” Via The Tulsa World:

Oklahoma Sen. James Inhofe says he will support Alabama GOP Senate candidate Roy Moore because it is a “numbers game.”

“I would support him or will support him,” Inhofe told CBS Miami. “It’s a numbers game. I want Republicans to maintain control.”

I know Inhofe likes power and being in control, and it’s been awhile since I read a book about game theory, but continuing to support and defend a pedophile like Moore will probably hurt your party more in the long game of the numbers game. Then again, never underestimate the stupidity of the American voter and the power of gerrymandering. Hell, we elect sinister movie villain politicians like Jim Inhofe into office. We really shouldn’t be trusted.

Inhofe doubled-down in his defense of Moore again on Thursday. This time he went with the tried-and-true political trick of deflecting blame and spinning things to the other side:

5 Tips on Avoiding the Oklahoma Flu Outbreak

According to an explosive news report on KFOR last night, 135 Oklahomans have been hospitalized and two are dead due to the influenza virus that has hit the Sooner State and that number is expected to grow over the next couple of weeks. With symptoms that range from severe aches and pains in muscles and joints, notable fatigue and weakness, headaches and a high fever, the virus can leave a person unable to function for days and even weeks, so early prevention is the best key. Always in your corner, here’s TLO’s five tips for avoiding the Oklahoma Flu Outbreak this year.

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1. Avoid Flu Shots

Much like immunizations for children, the government uses flu shots to keep us docile and dumbed-down, injecting recipients with a manufactured strain of the virus meant to destroy sperm production, in essence, as a form of population control. It’s the New World Order’s way of keeping the American sheeple corralled and ready to be used as cannon fodder and movable foodstuffs for the elites when the Beast of Revelations—a pawn of the Bilderbergs, natch—finally comes to bloody power.

Joe Exotic is getting married on Monday…

Who’s ready for a TLO online tabloid exclusive?!

We have learned that Oklahoma gubernatorial candidate, tiger zoo operator and aspiring country music musician Joe Exotic will be getting married this upcoming Monday to his new boyfriend Dillon. We’re not sure which tiger, liger or liliger will be the best man.

The wedding comes just a couple of months after Joe’s late husband Travis Maldonado accidentally died in a tragic gun accident at the tiger zoo. You can read about that here.

Here are some pics of Joe and his fiancé.

10 Other Groups Of Oklahomans Who Should Be Shamed On Their Driver’s License…

Bad news for perverts! Recently, the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals decided that an Oklahoma law requiring a sex offender label to be put on the driver’s licenses of those convicted of the crime is not “cruel and unusual” punishment!

The Oklahoman lauded the verdict by those pesky activists judges in a recent editorial. Via News OK…

A state law requiring that aggravated sex offenders’ driver’s licenses include a “sex offender” notation may not necessarily prevent future assaults. But judges on the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals found the Oklahoma law isn’t “cruel and unusual,” so this is at least an instance where court rulings and common sense align.

The law passed in 2007. In 2010, Ray Neal Carney was convicted of sexually abusing a child. Upon his scheduled release in 2018, Carney will have to register as a sex offender and have the label included on his driver’s license…

In dismissing that argument, the judges dryly noted Carney “has not shown that he is being treated differently than other aggravated sex offenders.” They also noted the Legislature had a “rational basis” for imposing the license-label requirement that stressed public safety considerations.

Carney’s lawsuit argued the license requirement was enacted out of animus toward aggravated sex offenders. The justices disagreed, writing, “The license requirement is not ‘wide-ranging’ or novel and does not serve ‘just to eliminate a privilege a group would otherwise receive.’ … More specifically, this law limits only a very narrow right: the right to a state identification that does not indicate a person is a sex offender.”

I, for one, do not think the punishment fits the crime. Not only should child molesters have the “sex offender” label on their driver’s license. The label should also be tattooed across their foreheads. You know what? The label should also be in “comic sans” font, because f*ck those guys. Shaming people for crimes they’ve committed in the past and served time for is the American way!

But why stop there? There are many different types of people who should be shamed and humiliated when cashing a check or buying beer at a Thunder game. Here are a few other potential labels that would make sure all Oklahomans feel bad about themselves.

Oklahoma Lawmakers

By having this designation on your license, you are not only associated with sex crimes like good ole Ray Neal Carney in the News OK article above. But also being drunk behind the wheel, islamaphobia, and having a bobsledding hobby.

Domestic Abusers