We were happy to welcome Norman-area humorist, cheesemonger, author, performer, Jeopardy! champion and one-off TLO Contributor Steve “Wampus” Reynolds to our digital den for a recent recording of The Lost Ogle Show!

We talked with Wampus about his new mystery – The Way I See It – and all other things Wampus, like cheese, trivia and what the hell is going on in Norman. Give it a listen!

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Earlier today, we told you about “Unite Norman” co-founder Sassan Moghadam helping bring his city together by accosting teenagers with bricks for driving through a parking lot.

About 20 minutes after I hit publish, a bunch of Ogle Moles sent me this other video that a different teenage passenger in the vehicle filmed. It provides a clearer view of the Moghadam, brick in hand, confronting the teens and informing them he’s making a “citizen’s arrest.”

Check it out:

Last night, a video of Unite Norman co-founder Sassan Moghadam – along with the help and support of his comrades – accosting a group of teens with a brick outside a Unite Norman meeting made the rounds on Facebook.

From what I can piece together via always reliable Internet comments, the teens had just picked up carry out from a nearby restaurant, and either intentionally or inadvertently, slowly drove by a Unite Norman meeting while playing “F*ck Trump” from their car, which, naturally, set off the semi-deranged, paranoid folks at the meeting.

Here’s video of the encounter:

We have learned via the Ogle Mole Network that Cleveland County Clerk Tammy Belinson – someone who claims to be dedicated, trusted and professional – was arrested on DUI charges back in May, following a single-car accident in South Oklahoma City.

As far as we know, the arrest has not been reported by any local media outlets. Here’s the mugshot:

According to the police report, Belinson – who is also an executive board member of the Cleveland County GOP – crashed into a fire hydrant while making a turn near SW 104th and Santa Fe at around 4 p.m. on May 4th.

When police arrived on the scene, Belinson was allegedly slurring her words, unsteady on her feet and – like any Sith lord out celebrating Star Wars Day – smelled like alcohol.

She also had a McDonald’s cup filled with wine in her center console and an open box of wine in her passenger seat, because you know, Oklahoma. I’m going to take a wild guess and say it was a Bota Box Pinot Grigio. It pairs great with french fries and cheeseburgers.

Here’s the full breakdown of the scene from the police report:

Last week, the Edmond City Council enacted a mask ordinance, but – thanks to a few elected covidiots pictured above – were unable to enact the ordinance as an emergency order, comically delaying its implementation for a month.

Here were the details via a Ryan “Oklahoma Rock” Lacroix article on KGOU:

On Monday evening, the City of Edmond passed a mask mandate by a vote of 3-2. But, it was one vote shy of passing as an emergency declaration, so it will not go into effect until August 26.

In casting one of the two votes against, Edmond Mayor Dan O’Neil said he wouldn’t make it an emergency because he wanted time to make sure that the mandate is done right.

“I just sure hope that we’re right on this thing and we’re making the right choice, but gosh darn, I don’t want to divide this community,” O’Neil said.

The council will meet again next Monday, August 3 to discuss amending the ordinance.

Well, yesterday was Monday, August 3rd. Now that Mayor O’Neil has had the time to examine the issue and consult with city officials and health experts, he’s obviously doing the right thing and voting for an emergency mask order to take effect immediately.

Of course not.

Via The Oklahoman: