I drive on the highway every single Sunday when I go to my parents’ house. I hate the experience. And now you guys are gonna hear about it.

I think the one thing we, as Oklahomans, can all agree on is that Oklahomans suck at highway driving. It’s the one thing that everyone seems to talk about when you mention how traffic made you late. It’s the one thing that Twitter generally agrees with me on. And it’s the one thing that absolutely drives me crazy about leaving Norman.

I’m not sure if Oklahoma driver’s ed needs to cover highway driving more, or if the highways are actually designed to end your life. But I do know that these are the 6 ways OKC-Metro highways will kill you.

Howdy, pardners! The World Cup just started up, which means all the casual soccer fans are coming out of the woodwork. In fact, I’d wager that like 80% of the people who tune into the tournament in Oklahoma only ever watch soccer every four years, and the remaining 20% of TV sets are at Guatemalan restaurants. There’s only one football for us, and it seldom involves contact with the foot, and it’s not really a ball.

Speaking of dad jokes…