Over my long, lonely quarantine months, I’ve spent a lot of time birdwatching. There’s a bunch of trees surrounding my apartment balcony, and they attract all sorts of critters. It’s peaceful to sit outside with my cat and watch the assorted woodpeckers and cardinals and other ones that I don’t know the name of because I’m dumb.

But thank god I don’t have peacocks roaming my streets. They’re beautiful but have the most hellacious screams. Unfortunately, some Newcastle residents are having to do with that. From KFOR:

The guy who looks like a racist, white supremacist version of Ferris O’Brien is Alexander Feaster.

A proud and open Nazi from the Enid “suburb” of Hunter, he was arrested after he allegedly shot a woman who – while on a dangerous, drunken dare – tried to remove one of the many Nazi flags that Alexander defiantly flew from his property.

Here are details from the Enid News and Eagle:

A woman shot early Sunday morning stealing a Nazi flag from a Hunter residence is expected to recover, officials said Monday.

Garfield County Sheriff Jody Helm said the 26-year-old woman was expected to recover from four gunshot wounds she suffered after taking a flag from a residence across the street from a party she was attending.

The woman was listed in good condition at OU Medical Center on Tuesday, according to the hospital.

Alexander John Feaster, 44, was booked in Garfield County Detention Facility on complaints of shooting with intent to kill and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. He is being held without bond.

For what it’s worth, we actually made fun of Feaster back in November when someone sent us this photo of him quietly buying groceries while wearing Nazi insignia. After we published that article, he sent us an approximately 2,500-word “rebuttal” on Facebook that tried to explain and defend his Nazi worldview and rights to free speech. It was the first, and hopefully last, Nazi manifesto someone sends our way: