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Jessica Alba Vandalized Downtown Oklahoma City. Seriously.
Update 1: Is Jessica Alba Really Sorry? Update 2: Is this “White Mike,” the great white shark activist who vandalized OKC with Jessica? I’ve written a bunch of crazy things during the brief history of The Lost Ogle. Nothing, though, can probably match the truthful absurdity of the following sentence: Last week, Jessica Alba plastered […]
