Last night, Harry Johnson finished last in the Republican Primary for Oklahoma House District 5. He only received 686 votes. I think 600 of those votes came from people with a sense of humor as juvenile as ours, 85 came from his friends and colleagues, and 1 came from Haywood Jablome.
As a tribute to Mr. Johnson and his failed bid for epic greatness, watch the video above. It’s pretty funny. It’s so funny that I think we should collaborate with this guy on future videos. What do you think?
Anyway, I’m going to say we are now officially done with bad Harry Johnson jokes. Unless, of course, Harry Johnson “pulls out” of his next political race. Or we learn he’s a manscaper.