These guys probably drink Mountain Dew….

I think the craziest, most dangerous thing I’ve ever done in life is stand up while riding the Wildcat roller coaster at Frontier City.  I got caught and was escorted out by a security guard.  I was cool, I was 16 and I was a rebel.  These dudes have totally one upped me.

Two parachuters were arrested early Sunday morning after they jumped off the unfinished Devon tower, police said.

Bo Jack Baxter, 29, and Waylon Clay Litchfield, 34, were booked into Oklahoma County jail on trespassing complaints, Oklahoma City police Lt. Don Holland said.

Both men were released from jail Sunday.

Security at the Devon tower alerted police that two men with parachuting equipment were inside the tower about 2:40 a.m. A city police officer who witnessed both men jumping from the building arrested them once they safely reached the ground, Holland said.

Man, these guys look like they’d be cool friends to have, but they’re probably the type of guys that have Roman candle fights in the country, race their Honda motorcycles on 39th Street and do that weird kite surfing thing at lake Hefner.  The also probably have a good selection of weed hidden in a cigar box on a shelf underneath their television. That means they probably get all the hot carefree chicks and call everyone “bro.”  That would get irritating after a while, so they probably wouldn’t be good friends to have.

Also, call me crazy, but how did these guys get the top of the damn tower?  Did they just walk in wearing their base jumping gear and take the elevator to the top?  Did they dress like construction workers? Or perhaps they dressed like Steve Lackmeyer or Brianna Bailey and just walked around the site with magnifying glass like they were searching for clues or something.  It’s probably the latter.