News 9’s Matt Mahler is taking the weather dong to a whole new level…

Oklahoma City is the pretty much the TV Weather Capitol of the United States. That’s why it’s both fitting and cool that News 9 weatherman Matt Mahler let out this epic weather dong during yesterday afternoon’s news broadcast.

Yeah, we’ve all seen TV weather dongs. Hell, we’ve even seen real ones. But his may just be the first-ever occurrence of a TV weather dong golden shower. As an added bonus, we also have the red hurricane symbol posing as some sort of Japanese cock ri … you know what … never mind.

Anyway, although this is cool and funny, it kind of makes you wonder what’s going to be the next thing to grace a TV weather map. My guess is it will probably have something to do with girls, cups or a thing named after a former US Senator. Regardless, let’s just hope it includes Emily Sutton or Sarah Libby. They are much more photogenic.