As you know, our Governor likes to travel. In fact, she really likes to travel. Since she took the oath of office in January 2011, she has vacationed to destinations such as the Bahamas, Ireland, Phoenix, Las Vegas and most recently, Puerto Rico. She’s also ventured on “business” trips to New York City and a swanky resort in Laguna Niguel, California for a powerful women conference. Of course, she’s done her Carmen San Diego impersonation while encouraging all of us common folk to stay in Oklahoma and visit such exotic locales as Roman Nose, Beaver’s Bend and the Great Salt Plains.
Anyway, an Ogle Mole recently sent us six pictures like the one above that are apparently from the Fallin clan’s Spring Break trip to Puerto Rico. The Mole saw them on someone’s Facebook feed. Since the average Oklahoman can’t afford to send their entire family to such an exotic locale, we decided to post the pictures on here and give everyone a taste of the good life.
I like this picture because it makes the First Fam’ look like normal, regular Oklahomans…except that they are about to dine on the patio of an exotic Puerto Rican resort and not the Chelino’s in Bricktown.
Oddly enough, that’s the same look Governor Fallin gave when she learned her hot tub was set to only 102-degrees.
If someone held a contest to see “Who Can Look the Most Spoiled and Pouty on Puerto Rican Vacation,” I think Christina Fallin would be the runaway winner. I can’t tell if she’s on a beach in Puerto Rico or waiting to get her oil changed at Wal-Mart. She makes Veruca Salt seem humble and sincere.
That being said, maybe she was in a bad mood…or wondering why her newlywed husband is inconspicuously absent from all the photos. Hmmn.
Uhm, are they in front of a ridiculously large mirror, a ridiculously large painting or a ridiculously large doorway? Regardless, there’s a ghost in that thing! Also, what’s going on with Inspector Gadget’s arm over on the left. I think he’s trying to bear hug the entire family.
Anyway, those are the pictures the Ogle Mole sent to us. I guess that’s good, because let’s be honest, they were all kind of boring.