Oklahoma has had it’s fair share of viral video stars. Off the top off my head, we’ve had Mike Gundy tell us he’s a man and he’s 40, Elyse Downs make it snow and Greyson Chance become an overnight pop sensation after singing a Lady Gaga song. Hell, even the original Thriller wedding dance couple is from the Sooner state.
Now there’s another Oklahoman threatening to take YouTube by storm. Her name is Sweet Brown, and what started as just a typical morning in search of a cold pop turned into a large ordeal for the Oklahoma City woman. Here’s the video:
I don’t know about you, but I’d like to hire Sweet Brown to just set around my house and either tell me old stories or recite the entire apartment scene from Pulp Fiction. Better yet, maybe I could get her to provide a play-by-play of my daily life. It would probably go something like this:
“Oh Jesus, Patrick is getting up from the couch and walking into his kitchen. That boy’s only wearing a t-shirt and his underpants. Amen Jesus, he’s opened the refrigerator door and grabbed a cold pop! It’s a Grape Soda! Man alive, will Patrick share or will I have to get my own?
Uh oh, it looks like Ms. Joleen and Ms. Emily are walking out of Patrick’s bedroom. I don’t have time for that! I’m outta here.”
Okay, maybe the whole play-by-play thing would be a little over the top, but you have to admit that having her recite lines from Pulp Fiction would be cool. Maybe she’d be up for it.
Link: OKC apartment complex catches fire, 5 units damaged (KFOR)