Check out the crazy, racist, islamophobic Facebook posts of Carol Hefner…

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We’ve found the Queen of Derplahoma!

About a month or so ago, we profiled the local almonds, acorns and pecans behind Donald Trump’s Oklahoma presidential campaign. One of them is local socialite Carol Hefner. She’s the married-into-it-matriarch of the rich, powerful, and connected Hefner family. You know, the one that has lakes, mansions and energy companies named after them.

If Carol’s name and face ring a bell, it’s probably because you subscribe to the Oklahoma City Friday or religiously read Helen Ford Wallace’s articles in The Oklahoman. She’s in both all the time. You may also know Carol from the time she ran for the State Senate in 2011, or when she “auditioned” for the not-so-Real Housewives of Oklahoma City scam thing in 2013.

Here’s what Carol told KFOR when she auditioned for the “show.”

“Without being stale boring or dull, we are gracious but we’re fun,” Hefner said. “We’re spicy, we’re saucy, we shake it up but we do it with grace and dignity.”

Yep, Carol shakes things up with “grace and dignity.” She’s a class act. It’s why she’s always posting hysterical jokes like this on Facebook:

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So classy! Do you get it??? The second line is great. It’s funny because Michelle Obama is black, and National Geographic publishes photos of naked women in primitive African tribes, therefore they would offer her $50 to pose nude in the magazine!!! LOLZ! Hysterical!!!

When she’s not telling racist jokes, Carol also likes to show her support for the Confederate Flag…

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Yep, she “loved it” when a bunch of redneck racists greeted an African-American president with the Confederate Flag. You can’t really blame her. As we know, President Obama is the second coming of Hitler…

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That’s nice. Only the most graceful and classy ladies compare our President to Hitler.

Those are three of about 5,000,000 crazy, somewhat deranged posts you can find in Carol’s public Facebook account. We decided to share some of the more entertaining / crazy ones that show her true character. They cover the typical Derplahoman themes such as racism, bigotry, Islamophobia, entitlement and absolute lunacy.

For example:

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Yep, blacks are more racist than whites, and we know this is because 94% of blacks voted for Barack Obama in the 2012 Presidential Election… which is 4% more than the 90% of blacks who voted for a very white Al Gore in 2000.

For an affluent, middle-aged white woman, Carol’s actually an expert when it comes to the plight of black in American history. For example, did you know blacks perpetuated and promoted slavery on themselves.

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I love how she writes “freed slaves chose to stay with their owners and work in different capacity because they were loved and treated like family.” I’m sure that’s exactly how it was. Although it would be another 100+ years before most blacks could receive a fair education, have freedom to vote in elections, or have the same economic opportunities as their white peers, I’m sure the post Civil War south was a warm, inviting place for former slaves who were obviously free to voice their opinions without any fear of vigilante violence or retribution.

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I agree with this. The KKK was the invention of the left… which is exactly why all the racists and KKK members fled to the right when the Democrats pushed for civil rights legislation in the 1960s.

If you think Carol has some demented views on race in America, check out how she feels about Muslims. She thinks most should simply go back to where they came from…

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See what I mean? She really is the queen of Derplahoma. She should start signing autographs at gunshows and monster truck rallies.

Since it’s quite obvious that Carol hates any and all muslims, naturally she’s not a big fan of the Kenyan-born Muslim dictator who rules this country:

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Holy shit. Why’s she only chairing Trump’s election campaign? She should be his running mate.

Instead of responding to any of these items, I’ll just post the sound that Carol must hear in her head all day…

That’s better. Now back to our regularly scheduled craziness:

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Yep, Michelle Obama is just in for herself… says the wannabe socialite who “auditioned” to be on the Real Housewives of Oklahoma City. Also, is the plastic-looking affluent housewife really calling out someone else for getting plastic surgery? That’s not going to make Carol’s friends in the Junior League very happy.

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Good news, Jewish people! Carol Hefner has always considered you all to be “smart people.” Now you’re in her doghouse for supporting Hitler Version 2.0 in 2008 and 2012! Suckers!

Here’s Carol’s opinion on the transgendered community:

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If it’s an act of love to tell a transgendered friend they have a mental disorder, is it okay to do the same for an insane woman who posts crazy racist ramblings on Facebook? Maybe? What if she thinks earthquakes destroy mountains?

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First of all, I don’t think anyone is saying that fracking is causing the world’s earthquakes. We’re just saying that wastewater injections wells can cause man made earthquakes in Oklahoma. Second, what the fuck does this have to do with anything? Does she really think earthquakes destroy mountains? You see, mountains erode and shrink in size due to millions upon millions upon millions of years of erosion and…

Wait. I am really trying to explain science to a woman who probably thinks the world is 6,000-years old and global warming is a myth perpetuated by the world’s scientist? I’d rather spend my time doing something more productive like talking fantasy football bad beats and hypothetical situations for the college football playoff.

Out of all Carol’s racist, islamophobic, bat shit insane updates, we didn’t see one thing about how to confront income inequality. We do, however, get to see how fun income inequality can be for certain people, especially those who inherited money or married into it…

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Yep, life is full of great blessings… if you’re rich and last name is Hefner. No wonder she’s chairing Trump’s election campaign. She’s also out of touch with regular people.

Anyway, you can check out more crazy shit from Carol Hefner on Facebook. I’d hurry up and do it before she makes her account private. At that point, you’ll have to friend her. If you’re a white Christian and don’t mind being friends with a wealthy, racist, Islamophobe, that shouldn’t be a problem.

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65 Responses

  1. Ok, I had to stop reading… she mus not have anything else to do…

    1. Me, too. Holy freaking cow.

  2. The delusion is strong in this one…

  3. I feel gross just driving on Hefner Road now.

  4. Just visited her Facebook page. She’s insane, just as you said.

  5. Poor people are poor because they just sit around and spend money on unnecessary things. Now, let’s go on vacation to our villa in Napa…

  6. I … I … wow. WOW.

  7. Looking at their house I’m not sure why she is acting all high and mighty. They just live in a shitty boring house in the Edmond suburbs that is only worth about $360k. That’s gross. Are they poor or something. They obviously aren’t successful and shouldn’t be giving life advice.

  8. Holy fucking shit she is crazy.
    Not one true word has she said.
    Perfect for trump.

  9. Wow. Ugh, thanks for not showing how many people “liked” these garbage posts. That would depress me even more.

  10. Pull yourself up by your father’s bootstraps. The Trump/Hefner way.

  11. Wow. Just… wow.

    You CAN NOT make this stuff up!

  12. I cant believe I made it through that whole thing…just…
    Wow. Racist, stupid, bigoted, rich….. and proudly flaunting it all! Married on third base claiming the home run. This women is truly special.
    I guess being one of the biggest fish swimming in one of the shitiest small ponds just wasn’t cutting it any more.
    TLC really should look this one up. She would fit right in now that the Dugger breeders and their molester are hitting hard times.
    To think, before Facebook, wealthy douche bags like this had to create giant media empires to spout their dog whistle hate… they are out and proud for the world to see!
    On the plus side, when the inevitable dystopian nightmare comes down, due to our one note economy here….we all know where to take our pitchforks and torches!
    …..”our villa in Napa”…..good god!!
    I have to live in the same state as that thing. Makes me wish I believed in hell.

  13. Now that I’ve collected myself a little bit, an additional comment: I love how people of that extremist right-wing persuasion try to illustrate that the Democratic Party of today is *exactly like* the Democratic Party of the 19th and most of the 20th Centuries, as if the big paradigm shift of the later 1960s and throughout the 1970s never happened. I mean: Dixiecrat opposition to Civil Rights Act/Voting Rights Act, causing exodus of those kind of people from the Democratic Party; the Southern Strategy; the infiltration of the Republican Party by evangelicals, and the encouragement of those kind of people by the likes of Jerry Falwell (an infiltration that’s been a full-on hijacking for quite some time now) … I could go on (and I mean I could REALLY go on) but nobody wants to read anything I have to say, you have all that stuff covered, so I’ll STFU now. But not before I say: If you’re NOT these kind of people, please register and vote.

    1. Yes, it is amazing how every winger is an expert historian from 1864 – 1964 (Lincoln to the civil rights act minus the ensuing mass exodus to the republican party that year), but can’t seem to remember who was President on 9/11/2001.
      Lee Atwater and Karl Rove trained them well.
      …..but her special take on how Obama won a second term because “racist” blacks (14% of the population) voted for him overwhelmingly is precious. She hit every Faux News Bircher talking point on the head.
      She is a very special snow flake indeed.

      1. I wish I had a way to plus-one or “like” or “thumbs-up” your post. 🙂

    2. What’s funny is that the Republicans of old used to be pro-Union, big taxers as well.

    3. The go for what’s simple for them. When faced with the truth, they sputter and backspin and try to re-frame their claims, saying it doesn’t matter; once a democrat, always a democrat. Believe me, I’ve tried. The cognitive dissonance is strong with this kind.

  14. The Wichita Mtns. once taller than Everest and The Alps? I mean, like…what?

  15. Worst thing I saw when I visited the FB page–we have two mutual friends. One was family and the other an old college roommate. I wish I could un-know this. More disillusionment.

  16. “No workplaces to show.”

    Yeah, sounds about right.

  17. I was surprised that a few of my Facebook friends are friends with her.

    1. “Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.” I like to see what other folks are up to.

  18. That’s one stupid, entitled, inbred bitch.

    1. Vagrant Joe –

      You always post the most riveting comments! ~sarc intended~

      Why don’t you stumble back to your cardboard box down by the river…

      1. Ladies and gentlemen let’s all say Hi to Carol

      2. H.E.P., you’re too late on the hobo bashing. We have just finished up exchanging arguments in last week’s article. Come by more often.

      3. Hey PennyPacker, your momma says hi.

  19. Forever ago my father worked for Robert Hefner Jr. He had inherited millions from his father the “Judge” but was still down to earth enough to drive an old truck and wear worn blue jeans. Though he did have all gold plated fixtures installed in his bathroom and a silver and turquoise inlaid saddle worth an absolute fortune as a foyer decoration (This was the 70’s).

    He would be so disappointed in what his kids have done with both his name and their legacy. This lady is the worst.

  20. EWWW! I need to take a shower.
    That’s one ugly American.

    1. She’s not American. She’s Lebanese as she claims! And the most hilarious part about all of this is that, for someone who is so against Muslims she sure named her daughter “iman” which is a word out of the Koran and is a Muslim name! Weird huh!

  21. The black guy enslaving another black guy? Kind of hard to have a picture of him 150 years before photography.

    1. Details, details, details…

  22. A hydogeologist friend informed me that Wichitas had around 34,000 ft of uplift since the Cambrian or Ordovician. It’s a lot of continual uplift that occurred over a period of 100s of millions of years, not all one time. Erosion factors in. Maybe Carol could dip into some of that petty cash she likely used to purchase the liquid courage that inspired her FB comments, and invest some of it in purchasing some fucking books on science. All that racist bullshit; just the Oklahoma Standard.

  23. What a nut! Socialite wanna-be. Sorry lady you’re no socialite just a crazy derplahoman. Wait you’re Lebanese and you’re anti Muslim? Lol. Crazy family. Not impressed. They probably can’t make it on their own without the family money they were given… *yawn*

  24. Jesus! What a horrible person. Matthew 19:24 “Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”
    Mrs. Hefner you call yourself a Christian. You might want to rethink how you treat others and what your say about others. WWJD

  25. Nah they couldn’t afford that villa in Napa. She’s Lebanese why is she anti Islamic…

  26. I’m betting she and our Gov are buddies.

  27. Damn! No meme or post of a Gerard Butler as King Leonidas yelling “This is Sparta!” or did I miss it?

  28. I bet she’s also a devout, good Christian…. Cuz that is what Christ taught, hate your neighbors, belittle or lie about your leaders, shit on the poor…..

  29. I’m not even mad…her posts are amazing.

  30. Speechless. It’s like a cartoon come to life.

  31. Carol has shown me that I don’t need to be enslaved by the truth.

    BTW, did you know that Trump was born in Lithuania to Nazi parents? That’s why Trump refuses to show his REAL long form birth certificate.

  32. Good lord I’ve got thirteen mutual friends with her. Some of them I know are of the more liberal persuasion so I wonder if those relationships are for more professional reasons. Hmmm.

  33. Um that’s not Anthony Johnson in this dumb meme posted by Carol Hefner. That’s a former slave and abolitionist named Lewis Hayden. Not a slave owner, a slave.

  34. Not impressed by her and her lame family. What exactly have they done to help society? Umm nothing. Sprinkle some holy water on her lol

  35. I found this post on her FB page:
    “At the Rhianna concert in Dallas – thank goodness there was a stage fire that cleared the American Airlines Center. That performer is just plain nasty and I was thrilled to get the girls out of there!”

    1. Hey, since I avoid FB like the plague, and cant see any of her stuff… can you tell if she is getting any feedback from this post? Because that would be awesome….

    2. Being the wonderful role model that she is.

  36. She’s a complete piece of shit and a total attention whore. It’s sad, really.

  37. Hey Lost Ogle people … I guess you know Raw Story and Talking Points Memo have picked this up from you, right?

    1. That should get her some much needed FB attention.

  38. Her son Roberto is also a big douchey teabagger. In China we hang these people by their eyelashes.

  39. Jesus lady! Botox much? Ew

  40. So the whole family is in the oil and gas industry? Guess they aren’t smart enough to do anything else lol. Douchebags

  41. She’s done more damage to the Trump campaign by all these crazy rants that she has posted. The woman is crazy and evil.

  42. Did she delete her Facebook? Man…I got to the party too late 🙁

  43. There have been several repercussions for Carol Hefner over this scandal. Someone dug up her business details and spent a lot of time bringing that business down. She is president of Galimaro LLC at

    All her vendors were contacted and many are already pulling her sauces from their shelves and ending their partnerships with her. This morning she closed the companies website.

    Also, she sits on several nonprofit boards including Little Light Christian School, which predominantly assists African American children, Big Brothers/Big Sisters, and Children’s Hospital Foundations. All have been contacted about removing her from their board or suffer backlashes with the affiliation.

    The Donald Trump campaign was talked to and there is some indication she will be publicly rebuked and kicked to the curb by them.

    The larger Hefner Family is quite unhappy with her destroying the family name. There will be kick back there.

    1. Good.

    2. Oh, and don’t forget her daughter’s real estate business, too. The whole Hefner lot does the Galimaro thing. This is the same daughter who was dismayed because she was living in Hawaii with all of the unpleasant “transients”.

    3. I’m glad this is happening. This woman should be ashamed for posting those terrible things. I can’t imagine what what of hateful things her kids have heard from that lady or family.

  44. jesus couldn’t help this woman

  45. Hey Carol…you hateful, backasswords, piece of shit. Please go away somewhere were we never have to hear from you ever again. She is exactly what’s wrong with the 1%er’s. Absolutely pathetic.

  46. I would link this to my facebook page but some of my West Virginia friends, which is where I live…. would take this to be gospel..

  47. Dang! That was some crazy hateful shit on her FB. Never knew much about the Hefner’s other than them being very leisure class. Can’t understand the tea party being so infatuated with Hitler. Pretty scary knowing these people are out there.

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