The Moore Police Department has released a redacted police report on State Senator Ralph Shortey’s arrest hang out session. If you remember correctly, the now-suspended State Senator was busted with an under-aged male prostitute in a southside motel room on March 9th.
We learn a couple of new things in the report. From a strictly ironic perspective, the best part is that an odor of marijuana was coming from the motel room, and that Ralph was allegedly either the seller or buyer. The names are redacted so it’s hard to follow. Either way, I guess it’s a good thing Oklahoma voters passed SQ 780 and 781 – two laws Shortey wanted to overturn – otherwise he may be facing additional felony charges.
Check out the report after the jump:
ralph shortey police report
Yep, Ralph was just hanging out with a teenage friend smoking weed in a shady motel room. Nothing to see here. Move along.
We’ll have more on this developing story of schadenfreude tomorrow.
I don’t think the new state question laws have gone into effect. So he could be in more trouble. If cavorting with a minor wasn’t enough. I could google it But I’m looking for my vagisil.
Correct, the new state laws don’t go into effect until July 1.
Ralph was just mentoring. They were playing video games and Ralph needed help calibrating his joystick.
And a bottle of lotion.
I like how he said he didn’t have any “legitimate” things he needs help with. He sure needs a legit lawyer now. AT, holla at ya boi.
shortey was rolling fatties among other things
and smoking young boys.
Got him!! That was easy. Now back to work on Inhofe & his plane……….
What’s worse than a Republican getting caught with a live boy? Getting caught with the live boy and weed!
Is it worse for a conservative Republican to be caught with a dead girl, or a live boy?
Because there’s nothing worse than gay sex! At least that’s what conservative Republicans tell us.
Marijuana is worse , gay sex is fine if its in a bathroom stall in Minnesota
Please, please, please let it have happened within 1000 ft of a daycare, church our school. It’s still a felony as of now
It is. There’s a church just across i-35. There’s also a couple of daycare centers close by.
Just over 900 ft away from a church.
Mrs. Shortey deleted her Facebook page, she was always on there defending her husband and his idiotic policies. Sen. Shortey took down the post and pic of him with Donald Trump, Jr. It’s only a matter of time before he’s gone from the Senate. Considering how many times he has gone into foreclosure and been sued, this is probably his only source of income.
I pity his wife. It must be a shock to wake up and realize your husband is a homosexual pedofile.
that has to sting
Underage male prostitute? How about calling what it really is? Sex-trafficking pedophile.
Thank you!
I’m told he is known at the Capitol for refusing to send his briefcase through security. He evidently just barrels through setting off the alarms. Bet the security guards won’t miss him.
Scott Adams to the rescue!!
Or the dream team of Adams and David Slime…er Slane.
I love how our legislators act holier than thou and then turn around and do stuff like sexually harassing women at the capitol and hiring male prostitutes. Our legislators are something else!
And when they’re not screwing around in seedy motels, they’re screwing around with oil and gas men and letting them frack us until we beg for mercy. You really gotta love these good ole boy redneck Okies.
So very true…fracking us. Love it.
There is actually an bill filed this year that lifts all restrictions on horizontal drilling. Let’s guess if it passes.
Double entendre?
Call The Donald!
Greasier than this guy’s diet. Imagine how many others participate in this crime and don’t get caught…
Let’s ask the detective who had to count the cars banging hard U-turns (and some badass J-turns too) as the drivers pulled into the parking lot.
#DaddySaidShoot