“Dopest” OKC criminal steals mini-blinds from apartment complex…

The Oklahoma economy is so bad right now that even the dopest petty thieves are now looting empty apartments to make ends meet.

Via News 9:

An alert citizen captured video of a burglar who stole everything but the kitchen sink from an Oklahoma City apartment complex, according to police.

The suspect was captured on video burglarizing an apartment near Interstate 240 and Western Ave. Authorities believe the man stole blinds, a fridge and a microwave from the apartment.

Anyone with any information about suspect or the crime is asked to go to www.okccrimetips.com.

If you’re a thief who’s arrogant enough to wear a hat that says “dopest” on it, shouldn’t you be setting your sights higher than jacking cheap mini-blinds and microwaves from run-down apartment complexes? What pawn shop is going to buy that stuff? You can find higher quality items by driving around a neighborhood on big trash day.