One of the cool things about being the owner of The Lost Ogle is that I've become the world's foremost expert on weather dongs – those rorschach-inspired images of dicks and dildos that form on radar screens in weather studios throughout the US.
As a result, I get a lot of random people sending me weather dongs on social media. The results are hit and miss. For example, Pork from the Franchise sent me this one earlier today:
#WeatherDong
— Todd Lisenbee (@ToddOnFranchise) May 1, 2017
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On a scale of 1 - 10, I'd give that a 2. There are a several issues.
1. The dong isn't immediately visible. I bet it would even take Dean Blevins a few seconds to find the dong in that one. My rule is that if you have to stare at the weather dong too long, it's not a weather dong.
2. The entire graphic is a bit too sharp and jagged for a weather dong. I prefer mine with softer lines and curves.