The guy pictured above is Jason Reese. He’s a Republican running for State House District 83.
From what I can tell, Jason has all the qualifications you’d look for in an Oklahoma conservative political candidate. He’s a former lawyer for the Oklahoma GOP. He has the support of the local ruling class. He writes blog postings for the OCPA. And most importantly, he’s a fan of good old-fashioned BDSM internet pornography!
Well, at least he is according to a general expenditures form he filed with the Oklahoma Ethics Commission. We acquired it via the Ogle Mole Network. Check it out:
That’s crazy! Had I known online porn viewing was a legitimate campaign expense, I would have run for public office long time ago!
For research purposes, I opened the Incognito browser and googled “Hotwife Chloe Needs To Be Punished.” Here’s the safest image I could find:
Since I’m not in the mood to be blacklisted by Google, I’m going to hold off on linking to the video. It’s not hard to find. If you have any troubles, just ask your local Oklahoma lawmaker. I’m sure they’ll gladly help you.
I stopped by Jason’s house last night to get a comment and ask him why a “New Sensations” online porn title appeared on his expense report. When I knocked on the door, he yelled a very rushed “Just a minute! Don’t come in. One sec!”
Actually, I’m joking. We did not contact Jason or go to his house. Why waste everyone’s time when you know he’s going to pull a Ted Cruz and blame it all on a staffer?
Anyway, you can view the entire report on the Ethics Commission website. The title appears in both the initial and revised second-quarter filing. If you know of any other lawmakers who are trying to expense porn for their campaign, send us an email.
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Update: I was right!
Why couldn’t it have been Rep. Cockroft?
Because he probably doesn’t know how to use the internet.
It’s obviously someone bullshitting around. The amount and EVERY other column appear multiple times on the report. Me thinks you guys are presenting a guppy as a catfish, LO. I’m so disappointed!
Thanks for the info, Jason!
The report *is* weird. Why would the ANEDOT credit card/donation processing company be receiving this money? Shouldn’t it be, um, a hotel’s “spectrevision” or whatever?
Also, is this “Anedot, Inc” getting 10 bucks a pop for processing credit card donations? They’re all on the same day! I’d love to get a monopoly on credit card processing for campaign donations at a few hundred per day, per candidate nationwide.
Maybe they’re running some sort of promotion – process 10 credit card donations, get porn thrown in at half price!
Hi Ross,
Anedot Platform is a financial technology used to easily create fundraising pages and collect donations. Anedot is not a reporting tool except to allow users to export data to file their own reports manually or through software integrations.
While we appreciate your humor, Anedot does not have any affiliation or association with the creation, acquisition, distribution, or use of pornography.
Further, per Anedot’s terms of service Section 11.1 Submitted Content:
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Thanks for clearing THAT up!
Well, if it’s bullshitting around, then someone falsified their ethics forms, which is a felony and a a far more serious offense. That makes for a pretty fat guppy now.
You know what I agree!
She definitely needs to be punished.
+100
You win the interwebz today for this comment
ANEDOT is a political fundraising processor. Guessing it was a staffer that did some bad copy and paste preparing the report. Still funny.
Hi —
Anedot Platform is a financial technology used to easily create fundraising pages and collect donations. Anedot is not a reporting tool except to allow users to export data to file their own reports manually or through software integrations.
While we appreciate your humor, Anedot does not have any affiliation or association with the creation, acquisition, distribution, or use of pornography.
Further, per Anedot’s terms of service Section 11.1 Submitted Content:
> Anedot is not the source of, does not verify or endorse and takes no responsibility for the content of communications made using the Service or any materials submitted or made available through the Service via any function which allows a user to post or share content (“Submitted Content”). By using the Service, you agree that any content that you submit may be viewable by other users of the Service. The content of communications is entirely the responsibility of the person from whom such content originated.
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Thanks for clearing THAT up!
Again!
dO YOU HAVE SMALL PENIS ISSUES OR SOMETHING?
Bad copy and paste. Copied from…..where?
While the error is funny, am thinking it is just that. However one would think a human would actually read the report before it is sent to the Ethics Commission, so that things like this wouldn’t happen.
Anedot charges 4% plus .30 per transaction for any credit card donation a candidate receives. I have no idea what Chloe charges for access to her website.
I am bothered more by the $750 that Janet Barresi and her husband gave to the campaign. But hey, when you are running for office I guess you don’t care where that money comes from. Plus anyone should be able to give money to a candidate in ‘merica. There is also another line item where he accepted money from a lobbyist on 5/8, returned it on 6/4 and then the same person gave it again to him on 6/30. Must be nice to have someone so insistent on giving you money that they won’t take no for an answer. But I guess that is what a lobbyist is supposed to do.
Filings have all sorts of interesting information, all there for the public to see, provided they know where to look. Great service Patrick provides here!
AND it’s still listed and the report was amended a SECOND time as of 9:16 a.m. today. So either it’s not an error, or this guy and his staff/accounting firm can’t complete the forms, and/or don’t care enough to really work on them.
Maybe someone who knows him will draw his attention to your article and he will respond or amend the report for a third time.
Why oh why could the title not been “Housewife Mary needs and craves punishment!”
*title been-
bad typing is an unappreciated art, just like filing incorrect campaign forms.
Hey Patrick, Fox 25 cited you as the source of this story!
http://okcfox.com/news/local/house-candidate-says-copy-and-paste-error-behind-porn-entry-on-expense-sheet?utm_content=bufferb5546&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
So if it’s a copy and paste error, where/who copied the Chloe needs a spanking in the first place and from where and on what computer, yada-yada? I mean it’s not like he copied and pasted an incorrect address/phone number from a business, staffer, etc., , someone, somewhere copied Chloe’s video title from either a NSFW site, or off of a credit card statement(?), wish list, gift idea for other legislatures, a note from Josh Cocksoft??????? The plot thickens, yes? LOL
” He says it’s impossible to purchase pornography from Anedot because they’re simply a credit card processing company.”
And he should know because he has tried 🙂
Hi Ross,
Anedot Platform is a financial technology used to easily create fundraising pages and collect donations. Anedot is not a reporting tool except to allow users to export data to file their own reports manually or through software integrations.
While we appreciate your humor, Anedot does not have any affiliation or association with the creation, acquisition, distribution, or use of pornography.
Further, per Anedot’s terms of service Section 11.1 Submitted Content:
> Anedot is not the source of, does not verify or endorse and takes no responsibility for the content of communications made using the Service or any materials submitted or made available through the Service via any function which allows a user to post or share content (“Submitted Content”). By using the Service, you agree that any content that you submit may be viewable by other users of the Service. The content of communications is entirely the responsibility of the person from whom such content originated.
Regarding pricing, Anedot pricing is clearly listed at Anedot.com.
Please direct any platform questions to help@anedot.com
Paul
Founder
Anedot
Paul -you’re no fun.
@South Robinson:
I am fun in the appropriate context. 🙂
Thanks for responding – makes the banter more interesting; plus you get info from the direct source.
We try to be interesting, and fun; we also do our best to be accessible! So, if you ever have an organization in the political, religious, education or health (foundation) industries — check us out! ha (shameless self-promotion)
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Here to help,
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gO AWAY FOR CHRISTS’S SAKE WILL YA……….
This whole thing makes me so happy. These people are coming towards their armageddon, I’m sure of it.
This just shows how he needlessly wastes money.
You can’t watch all the free porn in 10 lifetimes and this guy is paying for it.
When I run, I will make the promise to only watch free pornography.
Aaron,
Can we put you in charge of budget negotiations at the Capitol? You seem like a common sense guy!!
As long as I can park my trailer next to the governor’s mansion. 😜
This is what happens when an April Fool’s joke goes bad…
Oh wow – I attended OU with his wife. Poor gal. She was very nice – except the whole creationist nonsense.
Some staffer “offered” their resignation, was said resignation accepted? If not, why not?
Nobody mention Anedot again. Paul’s a busy guy and doesn’t have time to keep copying the same
comment in here.
Hi Ross,
Anedot Platform is a financial technology used to easily create fundraising pages and collect donations. Anedot is not a reporting tool except to allow users to export data to file their own reports manually or through software integrations. And who cares if there are plenty of cam models who “fundraise” or through what platform. It certainly couldn’t be Anedot (that we’d admit to).
While we appreciate your humor, Anedot does not have any affiliation or association with the creation, acquisition, distribution, or use of pornography (that we know of or admit to).
Further, per Anedot’s terms of service Section 11.1 Submitted Content:
> Anedot is not the source of, does not verify or endorse and takes no responsibility for the content of communications made using the Service or any materials submitted or made available through the Service via any function which allows a user to post or share content (“Submitted Content”). By using the Service, you agree that any content that you submit may be viewable by other users of the Service. The content of communications is entirely the responsibility of the person from whom such content originated. And this is ironclad. No one ever ignores terms of service, as you know. It is obvious that by including this it will 1) be read by all users of Anedot Platform and 2) obeyed without question. After all, penalties are harsh. They are probably also spelled out some where in the not copied/pasted part of these TOS.
Regarding pricing, Anedot pricing is clearly listed at Anedot.com.
Please direct any platform questions to help@anedot.com
Also Not Paul
Not Founder
Anedot
tHAT’S THE LINK I GO TO TO GET TO pORN hUB. wHAT’S GOIN ON?
Top story on KFOR and they didn’t give you credit…. I would sue!!!
At least Fox and KSWO in Lawton gave credit where credit was due…
Notice about the first 4 or 5 are all for an amount of 10.05 the the totals vary but the only one that says that it’s a open site it’s that one. Guess he forgot to edit that box too lol