Happy ice-pocalypse 2019, my fellow Oklahomans! By now you are probably well aware that Oklahoma is in the middle of a winter storm warning and likely subsequent milk and bread shortage. While many of you are still getting your winter weather news through archaic forms of media like "cable TV" or "Emily Sutton's twitter," I have stumbled across a new and exciting way to stay weather-aware!
Last month, the Oklahoma Department of Transportation drove their Western Pro Plus professional snow plow attachments right into the 21st century by releasing their very own app. While KFOR reports that the app will be great for keeping metro Oklahomans up-to-speed on traffic conditions, I am reporting that when it comes to responsibly using something, you can’t trust us average Okies as far as you can throw us. So here are 5 ways we are probably going to misuse the new ODOT app.