Back in February, we partnered with our friends w/ benefits at Patricia’s – The Official Adult Boutique of The Lost Ogle – to launch the Patricia’s $250 OKC Cock Ring Selfie Contest.
The premise was simple and immature: Go to the OKC Cock Ring, take some selfies and other photos, and share them on social media. We’d then pick our favorites, post them on this site, and let our readers vote for the best. The pic that got the most “certified” votes would then be declared the winner.
At the time, I mentioned it may be the best or worst idea I’ve ever had. The jury is still out on that, but surprisingly, we actually had some people brave our state’s nasty February weather and submit some photos. Double surprisingly, Mayor David Holt – a guy who’s had a robotic selfie stick implanted into his right arm – didn’t enter.
Anyway, we’ve gathered our five favorite photos out of the, uhm, five entries. Check them out, and vote for your favorite after the jump.
#OKCCockRing @TheLostOgle pic.twitter.com/emShJMPjQg
— ⓥThe Fat Vegan Chefⓥ🌹 http://tfvc.org (@thefatveganchef) February 8, 2019
Vegan Chef
I think this dude re-used an old photo and selfie that was taken back when the grass was green, but whatever, that’s fine. We should reward people who took photos in front of the Cock Ring before it was cool.
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Nothing like a good picture in front of the #okccockring #thelostogle @TheLostOgle pic.twitter.com/AIg3hA1TqW
— Hayden Cook (@Cook_Hayden) February 23, 2019
The Spandex Boys
I like how these guys added a copyright watermark to the first photo. Think they’ll hire a copyright attorney who specializes in copyright law to sue us? I hope not.
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Sausage Party
Win or lose, at least they found a second use for their 2016 couples Halloween costume. Be sure to scroll through all of their photos by clicking the arrow to the right.
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Watermelon Lady
In her second photo (click the arrow), she’s holding a sign that references the state vegetable. Surprisingly, it’s not a cucumber or carrot or eggplant. It’s the watermelon.
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Cock Ring at Sunset
That’s a simple and classy photo. I like how the orange glow of the sunset reflects off the Cock Ring’s base. It’s a nice touch, and it makes you forget about all the subliminal cocks.
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Now Vote!
What's your favorite OKC Cock Ring Photo
- The Spandex Boys (37%, 165 Votes)
- Sausage Party (31%, 138 Votes)
- Cock Ring at Sunset (17%, 76 Votes)
- Watermelon Lady (9%, 41 Votes)
- Vegan Chef (7%, 31 Votes)
Total Voters: 451
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I want to vote for tattoo girl with the unbuttoned blouse in the photo under the headline.
+1 on that.
+2. Because I’m old and shouldn’t be making any more leering and sexually suggestive comments here.
+3. Because a Cock ring deserves to be shared with a hot chick.
+4
Those are all horrible pics. I’m with RT. I vote for the pic of the girl at the top of the post.
No pic of the gorgeous Marla Morgan at the infamous ring? I’d vote for that one…none of these are any good.
+1 more for the click-bait pic at the top.
+4 Definitely the first pic.
Hipster art chick for the win!