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10 things to put in a modern Oklahoma time capsule

9:15 AM EDT on May 29, 2019

Time capsules are history's creepiest love letter to the future. For centuries, people over time have sealed their possessions, mementos and person items within a metallic cylinder to be placed into the ground all for people of the future to get a glimpse of a past life. Think of it sort of like cleaning out the closet of an old home and getting lost in nostalgia.

Via KFOR.com:

History has come full circle at Dale Public Schools.

School officials unexpectedly discovered a time capsule two years ago, dating back more than 80 years to 1938.

Inside, officials found a first-hand, personal look at what life was like back generations ago.

I imagine the scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark when they finally unveil the Ark of the Covenant. Sure, you could get some folksy newspaper and letters, or you could get the thing that melts Nazi faces off. I'd vote for the latter.

Anyway, this got us to thinking – what the hell would Oklahomans put in a time capsule now? We thought of a few ideas that might better represent us...