To celebrate the launch of President Trump’s 2020 re-election terror campaign, the Oklahoma Republican Party unveiled a new statue of our kind, loving and respectful leader being impersonated by Alec Baldwin.
Well, at least I think that’s what they are aiming for. Here are details via KFOR:
The Oklahoma Republican Party hosted a reception at the Oklahoma GOP Headquarters in Oklahoma City to unveil a sculpture of President Trump hours before he announced his bid for re-election.
The event was made to kick-off Trump’s re-election campaign, which he is expected to announce tonight at a rally in Orlando, Florida.
The sculpture is titled “The President who Loved America” by Oklahoma sculptor Brenda Angel, Ph.D.
The President who Loved America? That’s hysterical. I think a better title would be, “From Russia With Love,” but what do I know.
The sculpture has been praised by many in the international art community. The blind lady from Lionel Richie’s “Hello” video lauded the work for how closely it resembles the late great Oklahoma City sportscaster Bill Teegins:
RIP Bill. You were the best sports anchor this market has ever seen. Sorry about dragging your name through the mud here.
The Michelangelo behind the sculpture is Dr. Brenda Angel. This may surprise you, but she has no formal art training and is a hardcore evangelical zealot. In fact, she has a resume that would make any Tate Publishing author proud. She is a “Doctor of Naturopathy” and – I’m not making this up – holds a Ph.D in Theology from a university in Nigeria. She also hunts dinosaur bones for something called a “Creation Evidence Museum.” Basically, she was the most qualified sculptress the local GOP could find to make the sculpture.
In addition to all that, Brenda claims that one of her sculptures – “Liberty Leads Her People” – was hand-picked by G.W. to be displayed in the White House and is currently housed in the Smithsonian’s National Collection. I can’t find any evidence or proof to support these claims, but whatever – just like the virgin birth of Jesus or Trump being a great President – I’m sure it’s 100% true.
LOL I’m dying
Not being one for pointing out typo’s..
“The sculpture has been praised by many in the international art community.”
You’ve misspelled “irrational” or maybe your spellcheck accidentally auto corrected it to “international”.
First time visiting this website, huh?
I think YOU are the one that doesn’t get it.
No, not my first time and also probably not the first time you didn’t understand something.
😂😂🤣🤣
I immediately thought it was Jimmy Johnson.
dead ringer for him
Good, funny article until the end. In true Patrick fashion, he make 2/3 of the people mad. Christians and Trump supporters. I guess I’m the only one who reads TLO and think Trump is doing an above average job. Not perfect, at all, but better than we’ve had in the last 30 years.
Better at what? Lying? Self-aggrandizing? Attacking celebs? Cozying up to dictators? Nepotism? Watching television? Denying shit he said when it’s on video? Whipping up racial animosity? Lusting after his own daughter? Applying orange Kool-aid to all his visible skin except those two reverse raccoon patches? Having the best words?
But he is a perfect narcissist.
Two reverse racoon patches😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes you’re the only one
Have any objective proof/citations of him doing anything good for the country and people of the country (and not just the rich old white folks and corporations)?
Huh.
The Huh comment was intended for Old But Wise. HUH?????????????????
Yes sir Old But Wise old donald has really done a great job. Speaking of 30 years that’s just a tad longer than the soybean trade with China lasted. 25 years of effort to break into and hold onto the virtually unlimited potential of China’s soybean market.
Hardly took the most ignorant piece of lying shit this country has ever witnessed a year to destroy not only Oklahoma 99% soybean export market partner.
You can’t name 3 things the grifter has accomplished other than steal the taxpayers money for golf and add to his emoluments. I’ll admit one thing for sure. I’ve never had a President in 30 years who had a lesbian soft porn star for a wife and who actually believed she had more class than Jackie Kennedy. Yes your donald is really quite the guy we should all look up to. That’s after we loose lunch for have to listen to the pig speak.
The morals of a whore and the intelligence of rock is what we have for a so called President.
Only the uneducated, the “give me more than 400$ crowd, the religious freaks who want to get their greasy fingers in the trillion dollar pie ie. “Johnson Amendment” , and those who will take any tax cut and give not one shit about the financial future of the country bunch make up donalds crew. Most aren’t even old enough to vote or too stupid to know enough to vote their own best interest.
Old, please leave the Fox Fake News bullshit on Fox. Amazing that actually the most important arm of government was really never a problem till the propaganda wormed its way into your brain.
Old? maybe but I can damn sure attest you are anything but wise.
Thank you KC.
Thirty years? Not true, but your sad little effort is appreciated.
Holy shit, they’re making graven images to worship him by. Hurry, rush that Ten Commandments monument to Republican HQ!
Hey, wait a minute! Look more closely. That’s not Trump.
It’s Bach.
LOL 🙂
While I will not say anything dismissive about her ability to sculpt, this woman is just messed up apparently due to her near-tragic accident years ago. I read her bio on Linkedin. Maybe asking a friend or family member to edit it would’ve been an excellent idea. I have a hard time reading things with that many grammatical and punctuation errors.
Then I went to FB to see what she has to say about herself and she has dropped the Jackson name, and replaced it with Crocker-Angel. It looks as if her brain injury still plagues her to this day. Just the kind of thing a Creation Evidence Museum and the 700 Club can exploit/use to their advantage.
I wonder if she got her doctorate degree from the same place on the internet that will make you a certified minister to perform marriages and identify the bones of Tyrannosaurus Rex?
She may have gotten her PhD at Rhema U. in Florida, not the one in Nigeria. The Gator state one has this on its website: “Rhema University is on its way with plans of becoming Nationally accreditation, which … “ Good luck with that, Poindexters.
I thought it was the old William Shatner from Better Late Than Never, not the Captain Kirk William Shatner. Or maybe it’s Terry Bradshaw with a bad toupee.
Sorry, everybody is wrong.
That is Lucy doing Drump.
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/08/05/488386630/a-new-lucille-ball-statue-replaces-scary-one-in-her-hometown
If you show this sculpture to someone without any context or hints, a majority of people would see it as someone other than our Dear Leader. Alec Baldwin would likely be one of the top picks. I guess it’s like an ink blot: what someone sees depends more on the viewer than on the content.
Personally, I’m thrilled about the kickoff of President Trump’s ongoing campaign against Hillary Clinton. There’s nothing weird about that at all.
Yes, he’s running against Hillary again. As for this statue …. how long before some of the artistic people of Oklahoma put a diaper on it …. or worse? I guess I’ll be forced to watch the link to see where this lovely piece of …. art … will be located.
Yep, the statue (any statue) would be a better president than most of the idiots running for the democrat party nomination! Many are devoid of ANY sense, common or otherwise! Notice I said most – there are a few with some sense.
Trump has “sense”? Of any kind?
Guess all the repubtard politicians in the state will have to get rid of their Gay Dudes magazine and use this as masturbation material instead! What a bunch of PERVS!!
Precisely what I think of you and those of your ilk!
I don’t understand the dig about Christians toward the end of the post.
It seems unnecessarily mean-spirited and has little to do with the subject.
It’s weird how much effort is spent by those who don’t believe in a higher power to denigrate those who do. If you don’t believe in something, why waste time defending your position about it?
There are several Native American creation stories I find to be quite beautiful but unbelievable. Should we make fun of them as well since we don’t really believe the world sits on the back of a giant turtle. Or should we practice a bit of kindness toward one another and appreciate a differing opinion?
Just as soon as someone starts trying to force the “giant turtle theory” be taught in science class… yes. People will then start making fun of it.
not really my point but ok. I was commenting on the inclusion of a derogatory statement about others’ beliefs in an unrelated post.
I’m of the opinion that there is more to know than we, with our limited level of understanding, are capable of knowing.
Just as an ant cant understand how a computer works, I don’t believe we’ve progressed in our development of science to truly understand what’s really going on with the universe.
it’s arrogant to think otherwise.
I guess that makes me a believer in giant turtles after all.
I prefer not to make fun of others…
No one is under the impression that science has unraveled all the mysteries of the universe but thing about science is it keeps looking for those answers. It doesn’t claim to already have them tied up in a neat little supernatural package.
If you chose to believe in a Flinstonian Era wherein man rode dinosaurs like horses then knock yourself out. But expect some ridicule if you plan to pass that off as science.
As for me, I don’t usually “waste my time defending” my position on invisible beings and higher powers – except when the other person brings it up, like in the pledge, the prayers before public events and meals, the “Have a blessed day” sign-offs, and all the other myriad episodes that Christians initiate to inform you about THEIR position on invisible beings and such. Then I feel like it’s fair game if I want to say something, because I want to feel as free about expressing what I believe as they do.
Now you can say that they are just expressing their own beliefs, whereas I am denigrating theirs. But their position – most of them, as stated in the Bible – is that since I refuse Christ I am going to hell. That’s plenty denigrating in my book. I think my belief – that they are deluded ninnies – is less nasty than that.
Besides that, I can prove that God hates me because I don’t believe in him. So, He started it.