In a normal world, there shouldn’t be anything funny about a person being shot in the leg by their dog in Enid, but let’s be honest – the world is no longer normal, especially in Oklahoma.
Check out this report via our KFOR bestie Peyton Yager:
DOG SHOOTS WOMAN? Yep. You read that right. A 7 month old yellow lab named Molly is accused of shooting her owner. Tonight, a belt may be the only reason that woman is alive. Take a listen. @kfor pic.twitter.com/sPjafwa3ei
— Peyton Yager (@peytonyager) October 5, 2019
This is just another example of why dogs are better than cats. If a dog gets spooked at a railroad crossing, he’ll simply jump on the center console and shoot you in the leg, while a cat would jump on your face and claw you to death.