Did you know Oklahoma is actually a utopia for women?

In unsurprising and clickbaity news, the website Wallet Hub has rated Oklahoma as number 47 on a list of the best states for women. Which is pretty damn low, even for our standards. However, I think that their data is a little skewed, because who in their right mind ranks states for reasons such as “safety” and “economic well being?” If you really want to report on the things womenfolk care about, you have to rank the issues that really matter to them. Here are 8 reasons why Oklahoma is actually a utopia for women!

It’s easy to stay slim

We all know women are OBSESSED with staying slim! Which means the ladies in Oklahoma are in luck. With 70% of our counties having at least one food desert, it seems like it’s a lot easier to find a meth house than a grocery store in some parts of this state.

Manageable Fashion

Luckily for the lassies, Oklahoma has a culture of very manageable fashion, because it doesn’t update very often. In fact, if you travel about 20 miles outside of the metro in any direction, you’re bound to see everything from faded Tweety Bird tattoos and mullets, to frayed shorts cut from blue jeans and legit concert t-shirts from Bon Jovi’s 1987 “Slippery When Wet” Tour. In Oklahoma if you want to keep up with the times, it’s much easier and less expensive to change your address than your wardrobe.

Low Unemployment

According to Wallet Hub, Oklahoma has one of the lowest unemployment rates for women in the United States. The gals in this state are so employed, sometimes they even get to work 2-3 jobs each!

Not having to worry about medical debt

According to the Wallet Hub article, Oklahoma girlies are statistically the most uninsured in the country. Which is great, because it means they’re probably more likely to die before they can even think about making a dent in the medical debt they rack up.

Their kids won’t back talk

With the Oklahoma school system system ranking #41 in the nation for educational quality, Oklahoma mothers don’t have to worry about their kids developing the critical thinking skills necessary to back talk.

Gals are super safe

As we’ve pointed out before, there are 4 counties in Oklahoma with absolutely zero domestic violence-related death statistics reported to the state. Which means no interpartner violence ever happens there, right?

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It’s a gossip hot spot!

Even in the largest cities in Oklahoma, it seems like everybody knows everybody! Which is great, because womenfolk love to gossip, right? Oklahoma is such a small world, you don’t even need to go on Facebook to know people’s business. And they probably don’t need social media to know yours…

The hot celebrities

Speaking of gossip, if you don’t subscribe to at least one celebrity trash magazine, can you even call yourself a woman? Thankfully for the ladies in this state, Oklahoma is home to many celebrity hotties. So be sure to wear your best pajama pants when you go to Walmart, because you never know when you’re going to run into the likes of Toby Keith or Knuckles.

Hayley was born in Oklahoma, but stayed for the hotties. Follow her on twitter @squirrellygeek

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13 Responses


  1. Phooey. The great lie men use to escape their egos and responsibilities.


  2. Oh I’m sorry was that a joke?


  3. Take comfort, ladies. Oklahoma isn’t that great a place for men either. Or even for kids!

    Bottom Ten for sure.


    1. never too late to leave!!!


      1. When are you heading out?


  4. You forgot the part that Oklahoma men respect women so much that they allow us to have autonomy over our own bodies and trust us to make health care choices and family planning decisions in the privacy of our own domains that are in the best interests of our lives and our families.


    1. Based on a hunch I doubt you have to worry about men knocking you up to let you make that choice


      1. Yuck foo, Fairy Mallin.


      2. Oh sweetheart, it’s way too late for that. I was knocked up in 1980, 1985, and 1998.


      3. Yikes.


      4. Don’t worry, Incel, you’ll find a cute hole in a men’s room one day.


  5. Fairy Mallin made a really ugly comment with zero intellectual content. Anti-choice people are like that.


  6. Might be off subject, and I know I will hear if it is. My divorce was in the 90s and I had a lawyer. We went to court and since I had a lawyer, we were one of the first cases heard. He told me what to say and it went fine. But this court room was packed with women who did the $66 self divorce kit. When we were done, I turned to walk out and did kind of an air fist bump. A lot of the women laughed and clapped.

    I couldn’t believe how many very pretty women were in that room, maybe trying to get away from bad husbands . And had to work thru the cheap self divorce kits. My lawyer told me on the way home that most of those are rejected and they have to refile to get the paperwork right. Maybe BS.

    I am probably wrong, I often am. But there seemed to be a lot of great ladies in that room that day. Any one who thinks there is no one out there for them, you’re wrong.

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