You can take the rapper out of Moore, but you can’t take the Moore out of the rapper.
Earlier this week, 2020 revealed more flaws in the simulation when beloved Moore rapper Barbie Doll released a new music video announcing her exquisite, pregnant return to the 405 rap scene.
The track is simply titled “Mommie Barbie Doll” and shows the Westmoore graduate doing normal everyday things like being the shampoo girl at a salon, or showing off her baby bump while dancing next to a BMW in the driveway of a Home Creations model home:
You can view the entire video below:
That’s amazing. Hands down, without a doubt, 100%, it’s the best music video I’ve ever seen featuring a pregnant rapper from any OKC suburb, much less Moore! Don’t @ me!
The song was dope, too. My favorite line was: “I’m back, drippin’ like some water out of faucet.” I don’t really know what that means other than Barbie has experienced some plumbing problems in life, but I’m going to use it when I talk trash this upcoming Fantasy Football season.
Anyway, I’ve been a dad now for a little over two years, and have a newfound respect and sympathy for all soon-to-be-parents, especially the rapper moms, so I’m going to wrap this little article up and be nice to Barbie like a Ken doll hitting on her at the Moore Lumpy’s. We’d like to thank Barbie Doll for making her triumphantly on-brand return to music in 2020 and wish her the best of luck as a mom. I can’t wait to hear her future raps about swaddling.