Yesterday afternoon, the Ogle Mole Network lit up with reports that State Senator Rob Standridge – a tech-savvy cosplaytriot from Norman – was inviting people to join a secret online Facebook militia to help spread right-wing propaganda in an “orderly and precise manner.”
In a nod to the missing section of his own brain, the group is called “Core.”
Check this out:
In all fairness, Standridge has a point. When I look at our liberal President, liberal Senate, and soon to be very liberal Supreme Court, the first thing that pops into my head is that it’s time for conservatives – especially the “common sense” ones who blindly support Donald Trump – to control the destiny of our nation. They have no power right now thanks to those pesky “leftists” who have been brainwashed by facts.
Here’s more:
First of all, why would the “Far Left” want to embrace the “Radical Left?” That would be like saying Southern Baptists are spreading online propaganda to encourage people to embrace Pentecostalism. It’s a self-defeating mission! And where does the “Extreme Left” fit into all this? We need answers!
Also, on the topic of “frogs boiling in water,” can somebody tell Senator Standridge about social media algorithms, echo chambers and troll farms? You know, stuff that governments, corporations, politicians, special interest groups and teenage Macedonians have been using to manipulate minds, spread misinformation and brainwash conservative Oklahomans on the Internet for the last 10 years or so? Based on what we’re about to read next, I don’t think he knows they exist:
Although I applaud Standridge’s enthusiasm for this project, I sadly don’t think it’s going to help stop the whole “Why are conservatives so crazy?” narrative. If anything, it will just reinforce it.
That being said, it is pretty cool that Standridge’s online militia will have platoons! Seriously, that’s badass. I bet when Standridge wrote this he was dressed in full camo and listening to Adagio for Strings, all while imagining himself covertly sharing bald eagle patriot memes on the Democrats of Pottawatomie County Facebook page as napalms torched the jungle behind him.
Let’s wrap this up:
Considering the number of people who sent this to me, I guess you can say the militia has already failed in its objective to keep things “Completely Confidential.” I guess those boogiemen leftists have more discipline than Stanridge’s recruits!
Anyway, I guess if you want to join this cutting edge [online] militia, hit up Rob Standridge on Facebook and request an invite. Have fun trolling!
So, Derplahoman politician promotes Derplahoman Facebook group in which said Derplahomans can shitpost to Keep Derplahoma Stupid?
That’s almost as bad as a sitting American President refusing to denounce white supremacy when directly confronted about it in a nationally televised debate. Almost.
Auntie will have to remind you that Trump designated kkk as a terrorist group (along with those people who like to wear all-black in Portland), while unveiling his plan for Black Americans. How much more denouncing do you need?
Auntie was also really surprised to hear Joe Biden still reciting the debunked “fine people on both sides” lie. C’mon, man! https://medium.com/@graham100200/fact-check-3-2bf30fe56bc3
Have there always been so many nut bags like this guy and his friends in Cleveland Co? I thought Norman was the supposed “bastion of the left” in Oklahoma. After seeing the Unite Norman hate monger brick throwing idiots and now these shit stains, I’m gonna have to rethink that position.
In Oklahoma, “bastion of the left” is a relative term.
So is their sex education
If this person were honest, its moniker would be Zia Claretta or Tante Eva. Seems likes most of this country was anti-fascist about 75 years ago.
Looks like we have a Mussolini buff in the house. Auntie is always up for a good challenge.
You’ll have to come out of mommy’s basement to CHALLENGE anybody!! We all know COWARDS like yourself don’t dare come out of the dark!! Come out in the light and see how REAL AMERICANS fix our problems with TRAITORS!! You might wanna ask your mommy first…coming out to play with the big boys is a big step for a wimp!!
I’m sorry, but auntie can’t take anyone with “trumpsuxdix” as their online name seriously. No matter how tough and American they may sound.
Antifa. Anti Fascist, as in opposed to Fascism, as in opposed to Mussolini, as in confused by your love of Fascists?
Here’s a challenge: Explain your politics. Your friends politics too.
I moved back here after many years away and when I enjoyed having friends who could have intelligent conversations about a wide range of subjects to now, how did you put it, this shitshow? It’s not the Norman I remember or experienced at all. The hate and the purposeful divisiveness here is palpable. It’s too much for this anti-war, peace loving hippie crone to stomach. These certain underground groups are out of control, which I guess that pretty much sums it up. Who is this Norman of which they are speaking? Where’s my Norman? I want HER back. She was fun, loving, intelligent, kind, non-controversial but in no way ignorant small city. I miss it.
How is both sides a lie when it came out of Trump’s mouth?
Plus, when you denounce white supremacists, you denounce them strongly as to not leave any ambiguity. Saying “Sure” and “Stand By” isn’t going to cut it.
Mike, here’s an auntie special for you:
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-40929627
I think that’s as clear as it gets.
So, you defend Trump with, a canned statement put out by his staff that he was forced to say to assess damage control…..from three years ago.
Look. I know that you have a strange obsession with quoting British nationals and news sources. But, I’m talking about last night when he was put on the spot. In that instant, with a Fox News journalist moderating the debate, Trump failed spectacularly.
I’m betting your not against a golden shower just like your daddy the FAT ORANGE TRAITOR!! You creatures are just pathetic!!
Listen, I understand that April is always tough for you because it reminds you of your fallen hero Timothy McVeigh. I know it’s hard for you to cope with the fact that someone who shares your religious and political philosophical views was punished for what you likely see as a courageous and patriotic act. Timothy McVeigh, like yourself, would’ve loved Trump and I would bet that he would likely troll websites such as this with right wing garbage like you currently do. It’s getting scary out there for white nationalists and you are certainly making Timothy proud by continuing to fight his hate-filled fight.
Auntie brings facts to the table, that’s all. Feel free to rebuke with something of substance next time.
P.S. It’s about to be October, Frank.
Well then you are probably in a cheery mood because October is when your other hero, Cesar Sayoc, sent pipe bombs to Democratic leaders and people he perceived to be enemies of Trump. Trump and far-right terrorism, name a more iconic duo.
Could you send auntie your full calendar, with names and occasions and all?
Are you an ORANGE PIG too aunt facist??
He needed to say exactly what Chris Wallace asked him to say, not “Stand back and stand by”, which are completely opposite of what denouncing is. You live in an alternate reality where facts don’t matter and you get a million points just for being a complete dumbfuck, don’t you?
Did Joe answer a single question that was posed to him last night? Auntie can’t recall. There is also a video for your viewing pleasure that auntie linked below, depicting Trump denouncing white supremacists.
The video is actually above. Auntie is not good with her directions.
Hey there auntie adolph…how would we know you if we saw you on the street. Are you the fat toothless pig with the daisy duke jhorts riding on a rascal, or the little itty bitty dude with pop bottle glasses ,an alfalfa cow lick and an aversion to the sun?/ Cmon the world needs to know what a moron looks like in your little racist , fat orange pig loving world. Since all you can drool is nonsense and repeats of IGNORANCE from around the globe!! (kinda like faux news)
Did someone start drinking early tonight? Auntie does not recommend.
Geesh, fella, I think Auntie’s cute lil shtick is fairly irritating, as it surely means it to be, but I gotta agree with it about both your sign-on and your comments here. Do you get this abusive in person or is this just your on-line persona?
Oh, and Auntie, oh, Auntie, if you get any more arch we’re going to have start calling you “Gateway.”
But that might bring up unpleasant associations,..
I get suspicious of people who insist on thinking in military terms when there’s not, you know, actual military business going on.
“Army”, “recruits”, “platoons”, “battle”, “offensive”, “enemy”….all fine and dandy to sprinkle that jibber-jabber into your manny-festo, Jethro, but where the hell is “SEAL Delivery Vehicle”, “ICBM”, “tactical”, “air strike”, “intel”, “Enfilade”, and jargon of that nature?
No. Your “CORE” has no place in THIS man’s Corp, so DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY, YOU MAGGOT!
♪ Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war…” ♫
There’s nothing quite like a GOPer trying to keep Oklahoma stupid.
Thank God I don’t live in his district. He’s being challenged by former Norman City Councilor Alex Scott.
Keeping Oklahoma stupid is absolutely effortless. Now making Oklahoma even MORE stupid; THAT’S a challenge!
Awww!!! He’s trying to create an American troll farm in Oklahoma. If that’s the case, you need to see if there is any available spaces in the Hobby Lobby complex to set up your troll farm. This should be done so that the American troll farmer and the Evangelical cowman should be friends!!!! And that’s cuz deplorable folks should stick together, deplorable folks should all be pals.
So for the district I live in we get either Standridge or the pole dancer Alex Scott for state senate. Wonderful.
I bet Alex isn’t dangerous like this jackass!!
Alex Scott is not a “pole dancer.”
But if she were, and had no other qualifications for office at all, she would still be the clear choice over
Does he throw bricks?
I can’t remember who said, “In any revolution, it’s the liberals who are the first to get thrown from the train.” Was it Lenin, after his famous train ride back to the Finland Station, or was it some actor in a movie I’ve forgotten, or perhaps my old friend Eric, after an evening of face-planting highness?
In any case it seems to ring particularly true lately, especially around these here parts.
Isn’t Standridge’s initiative pretty much the same thing that Putin’s Russian troll farms have been doing continuously for the past 4+ years?
Is Standridge working with Putin’s operatives, like so many official Trump operatives have been shown to have been doing… and lied about under oath? Their twin objectives being to destabilize American society and promote Trump’s candidacy? (Which are really only one objective, when you think about it.)
If there’s any difference, I can’t find it.
I think there’s a good chance, if Trump loses the election, and if others then force him to relinquish power, he’ll flee prosecution for various crimes and end up in Moscow.
The Shit Gibbon doesn’t stop knowing top-secret stuff when he stops being president. Info like that would fetch a pretty penny.
Guantanamo. Just saying.
Putin would have no need/use for Trump at that time.
I never want to hear a Republican use the term “keyboard warrior” again.
When do these right wing slithering snakes come out into the daylight…or do they? I just can’t seem to step on on one of these snakes when out and about doing daily shit…but GOD how I’d love to show him how a REAL MILITARY COMBAT VETERAN handles these wormy big mouthed COWARDS!! I might be a DEMOCRAT but riding around in the back of pick-ups with frump flags flying ain’t how we fought the war in Vietnam. They look just like all those isis morons riding around in their s-10’s fucking “flags” a flyin and their little guns a waving scaring the hell out of women and children! “proud BOYS” and isis… two peas in a pod and no difference between them!! They’re both DOMESTIC TERRORISTS’ and how they’re getting away with this shit in this country, I’ll never understand!
You want to be a REAL SOLDIER, “BOYS”…there are Army recruitment centers all over EVERY town so go be SOMEBODY and serve your country with pride and not slither around with these COWARD politicians who only “fight” with their teenage boyfriends or beat on their wives!! If you run with or follow COWARDS then that makes you a gullible COWARD and thats EXACTLY what these right wing nutjobs are counting on ,a bunch of brain-dead gullible COWARDS fighting the battles their COWARDLY big mouths have started!!
For a racist hate group they sure seem to have a lot non-white people, as opposed to children in black from Portland:
https://www.adl.org/sites/default/files/styles/cropped_img_md/public/2020-01/proud%20boys.jpg?h=c9f93661&itok=ll-Z0Wt4
Well, to be fair, there are only about 6 black people in all of Oregon.
Auntie, is that the same guy that Trump singled out and called “my African American” at one of his rallies in 2016?
Stand back and stand by, dearie.
Does auntie have to teach great graychins how to use the googles?
You would just love to Ralph Shortey Kyle Rittenhouse wouldn’t you?
I heard that’s what Joseph Rosenbaum tried to do. Wouldn’t suggest.
Once Standridge has assembled enough platoons he’ll form them into David Duke Battalions which will then form the George Lincoln Rockwell Brigade.
I heard that’s what Trump did to dozens of women. That’s what people are saying . Read the reports. Read the Manuals.
Not sure how”Ralph Shorteying another male” is applicable here to Trump and “dozens of women.”
When a predator confesses to molesting a woman you a can bet your last dollar that predator has had sexual relations with a man. You could bet your winnings from that last bet on the FAT ORANGE TRAITOR having sex with more men than he’s had with a woman! That all male “military” high school put that sick orange pig on his path to shitting on any human that got in his way…and buying whatever perversion that satisfied his disease.
If theres any serial rapist that has confessed to molesting so many women that is still on the streets is proof of incompetence on LEO…but putting a confessed sexual predator in the WH is the fault of the repubtard party and the ignorance of SOME american voters!!
Never knew a pharmacist that didn’t suck down his own drugs…(check the drug problem in weatherford), so that explains why this bastard is SO FUCKING BRAIN DEAD!! WHY would educated (oops that explains it)people vote for this MORON JUNKIE!!! I guess he’s supplying the whole damn capital with all the Oxy they can eat, cuz thats the only explanation for the ignorance, and not giving a shit thats going on in the gov’s office and the capital!
We are overfeeding the troll. Time to put her on a diet.