Earlier this week, word came out that Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt and US Senators James Lankford and Jim Inhofe – the Three Amigos of the Oklahoma GOP – would be gathering at a castle on the west side of Oklahoma City to raise money for a US Senate election being held in a state that’s 850 miles away.
The event is called “Help Us Keep The Georgia Senate Seats Red” and goes down this Saturday afternoon from noon to 1:30pm. The cost is only $1,000 to $5,000 per couple – sorry, no singles – and comes with everything you look for at a high-priced political event that raises money for another state, like live music, photo ops and, uhm, Swadley’s BBQ.
Here’s the poster that’s making the rounds on social media:
I don’t hate Swadley’s as much as other people do. In my book, even okay BBQ is serviceable BBQ. Then again, for $1,000 a pop and the risk of catching Covid from SuperSpreader Stitt, I’d expect something better like Clark Crew or Happy Hog. Seriously, Swadley’s??? Are they raising money for Georgia or bringing in lunch for employees going through a day of new payroll training?
You may notice that one of the hosts for the event is renowned/deranged OKC socialite Crazy Carol Hefner and her husband, Robert Hefner IV. Parking cars at the event will be their son, Robert “Spaulding” Hefner V.
I’m poor and liberal, so I’m not sure what a host or hostess does at a fundraiser like this, but with the Hefner’s involved, it pretty much guarantees there will be plenty of homemade Olive Garden imposter salad dressing on-hand to liven up the meal. I wonder if she’s finally mastered the technique? Either way, it will taste better than the Galiyucko sauce they force their rich friends to carry at grocery stores.
In addition to live music and the chance of seeing Jim Inhofe catch Covid, I’m not sure what other forms of entertainment will be on hand. Maybe they’ll do what some comedy clubs do and show funny videos and memes on projector screens in between acts! That would be a good idea. Then Carol could share videos of her favorite police shootings, or the funny, racist memes and hot takes she’s shared on Facebook over the years:
Seriously, I bet the crowd – especially Senator Inhofe – would get a chuckle out of all that. I can see them giggling and laughing while chowing down on dry brisket, tough spare ribs, and soggy fried okra, all while spraying their Covid particles into the castle air, through the drawbridge, and back into the always strong Oklahoma wind.
Anyway, if you’d like to fork over a rent payment or three to help a political party win an election in a state that’s a 15-hour drive away, you can email [email protected] for tickets. Enjoy the BBQ!
Can we raise $1000 to pay a known super spreader to attend???
[…] ‘at the event will be their son Robert “Spaulding” Hefner V. ‘
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Oh my……..the horror, the horror.
These are our connected, wealthy and leaders. Explains a lot.
I think there already will be numerous super-spreaders in attendance. Let’s just “stand back and stand by,” and let nature take its course.
The two Georgia GOP Senate candidates about to receive help from Oklahoma? They are exactly the sort of insider-trading, corner cutting hypocritical crooks that our own State’s virus-scoffing, climate-denying, oil-soaked overlords admire. For the GOP-voting peons among us: give them your hard-earned bucks (if you still have income) to keep the Senate “red” and keep the ilk of our State’s overlords’ in control of us at the national level.
Just imagine the potential consequences of this gathering: a super-spreading event attended by the very worst that Oklahoma has to offer, including the odious Carol Hefner. They will be all huggy and maskless among each other and not socially distanced at all, because that would seem un-American to them. Many of the attendees will be far from young. Many will be almost as old as Sen. Inhofe. What could go wrong?
In my uncharitable and decidedly un-Christian view: not much. Not much at all.
Hefner? Where I heard that name before?
I say party down assholes. Isn’t this all about survival of the fittest and thinning the herd? Better their herd than ours.
Thanks for publishing the address. We can all go by and say “hey”. That place is just around the corner from the Red Dog. Very convenient for the pervo Trumplicans.
It might be nice if you few folks were showing some signs, like:
“MEDICARE FOR ALL”
“BIDEN / HARRIS”
“BLM”
“REMOVE INSIDER TRADERS FROM OFFICE”
“STACEY ABRAMS FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL”
………..and of course,
“THE LOST OGLE”
Great rate on mobile strippers.
OK we get it!! She’s a right wing nut job. We don’t need to see all these racist posts she made to convince us.
Actually, I had heard that she was a right-wing nut job, but hadn’t seen the evidence. It helps to see opinions backed up by facts.
I’m not on social media, so hadn’t seen that stuff before. Jesus, it’s almost hard to believe she’s not doing her own performance art, making fun of right wing wackadoos, scary stuff.
The posts are offensive … but that’s what’s to be expected from a vile, overly-privileged subhuman like that woman. She’s the kind of person I’d give anything to knock down several notches and see publicly and richly humiliated. And I do mean in extremely degrading ways.
Those posts — some of which are pretty old but I understand if her current posts are inaccessible because of block or whatever — are also proof that Facebook conservatives engage in a hell of a lot of projection because the exact same things said of Barack Obama in some of those disgusting memes can easily be applied to Donald Trump.
The Three Stooges reunite so we can have another 4 years of Moscow Mitch’s do-nothing senate.
Isn’t this exactly what happens when you elect a party instead of candidates who have their own beliefs as opposed to those who elected them?
They are doing exactly what the complain the other party is doing, and sending cash to another state to fight their battles? This is the same group that complains about “dark money” coming into Oklahoma to fight against “Oklahoma Values”.
Is their money not “dark money?” Guess not, as they agree with the message. Guess it is better to spend your money to spread the word somewhere else, as opposed to using it to improve the state where you live. Why not invest the money to local charities? Oh I guess going to a castle is a lot more fun than helping people less fortunate.
Sadly that is “The Oklahoma Standard” if you are Kevin Stitt or a supporter/contributor of him.
both parties do it in every state.
this is just as bad as the money coming in to repeal constitutional carry recently; money from outside states trying to affect the laws of others.
meaning: politicians are corrupt and self-serving.
it’s all a shell game folks.
ticks and leeches…
cant stand any of ’em.
Politicians are people, and like people, they manage to figure out rationales for their hypocritical, self-serving actions. We require them to lie to us. We require them to ignore uncomfortable facts. We won’t vote for them if they don’t.
I’ve known a couple of politicians, and one was no more corrupt than anybody on my block. He had to make deals. He had to put the best spin on stupid situations, but he was always trying to find the best course of governing that he could. I admired him.
I know I couldn’t do it. Hell, I pick fights with friends. I fall into despair over what I see happening, and can’t paper it over with happy talk. I understand and empathize with your cynicism about the whole game, but it is a very broad brush you’re painting with, and that sometimes can be a lazy person’s refuge.
In a war you put your resources where it is most effective. Never think this is not a war to the republicans. trump himself has called Democrats the enemy of America. stitt considers himself a soldier for either Christ or trump, no difference. To stitt the citizens of Oklahoma are just casualties in the war.
Went to swadleys, once, multiple tv’s, all tuned to faux news. ruined the appitite.
Looks like ol robert the iv needs to buy his crAzy old lady a hooker, cuz he sure ain’t screwing the HATE out of that nut bag bitch!!
For $1k-$5k a couple ATLEAST cater in rib crib. BBQ is BBQ, but shit, swaddleys fuckin blows.
Couple things. To grossly paraphrase the old Napoleon quote, “When your enemy is busy infecting himself buy other scumbags a ticket”. The other thing. We’re in the middle of a brutal pandemic, Trump is still despoiling the White House and the economy is two dollars and change from the second Great Depression. Please less Carol Hefner stuff my stomach can’t take much more.
All they care about at this point is that the shitstorm doesn’t hit till Biden is in office.
Unfortunate that Ms. Hefner’s folks could not spring for a decent education. Content aside–her writing is abysmal. Cannot imagine what a conversation would entail.
Maybe they did try to get Miss Carol a decent education. But as my father used to warn me:
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink. You can send a (girl) to college, but you can’t make (her) think.”
Besides, you can’t fix stupid.
4 generations of trust funds and inbreeding..
Not one to ever tell people how/where they should spend their own money, but it seems a little crass or at least kind of rude to openly boast about spending this kind of money to send to another state. I would be curious to see how much of the funds are actually provided to Georgia after the expenses/etc., associated with producing the event. This seems more like a photo op/campaign rally type thing rather than a real effort to support Georgia candidates. Just when you think politicians have hit the bottom, they go and prove everyone wrong. I hope someone gets pics/vids of this event, that information will have to be entertaining. Love to hear who the live music will be.
I was curious about one of the sponsors The Cedar Gate, man if you want to see some unique information-check out this website https://www.thecedargate.com/
Checked out the website. Man, that Cedar Gate is a regulation refucklicans+money =god shithole.
Rest assured, it’s where Kelly Ogle went to get “TRUMPER” tattooed on his scrotum.
This Three Stooges scam is minor league compared to Trump’s “Election Defense Task Force.” Give to that, and 60% of your money goes off the top to Trump’s “leadership PAC” that will likely end up in Trump’s own pockets.
Line up, Suckers!
Worse, there’s no guarantee that any money below $8,333.00 will go to the election challenge.
“Much of the money raised by Stepien and the Trump campaign won’t go towards challenging election results, however, but to help set the stage for the president’s next act. The Trump campaign has a recount fund, but the money won’t go to it unless someone gives more than $8,333. Rather, 60 percent of a donation up to that amount for Trump’s “Official Election Defense Fund” is routed to a new PAC started this week by the president that can pay for a wide range of activities — but is likely legally barred from spending on recounts, lawyers say. The remaining 40 percent goes to the Republican National Committee, which is allowed — but not required to — spend on the recount. Prior to Tuesday, the majority of a donation went to helping Trump’s campaign cover its debt.”
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/11/12/trump-fraud-claims-fundraising-436188
Rumor has it what’s left of the “Greatful Dead” is dropping by. How appropriate.
I say this as a lifelong Christian, but a proud Democrat: Carol Hefner is a fucking psychopath.
Wonder how much Swadley the family friendly rib pusher gets paid out of that $1,000 per plate. Hopefully enough to put reflector sneeze guards on the salad bar so Carol can check her lipstick.
Imagine being a server at that shit show.
Please hug and kiss on each other as much as possible.
Good chance that Swadley’s will offer their
very best at that networking get together and
perhaps even as a donation.
They do a lot catering for massive disaster events
that are paid for by state/federal funds.
Expecting good leadership from those social
butterflies that continually kiss butt to get ahead
politically would be similar to expecting to get some
practical marriage counseling from a priest who’s
never been married.
For different fundraising:
Jon Ossoff – running against David Perdue (R) https://electjon.com/
Rev. Raphael Warnock – running against Kelly Loeffler (R) https://warnockforgeorgia.com/
A couple of underdogs running against the Billionaires White club. Loeffler and Perdue are Trumpists to the core. Won’t debate. Their entire campaign is based on attack ads. Which is basically because the Republican party didn’t bother to even create a national platform in 2020. They ran with the 2016 platform failing to edit out the attacks on the “current” administration.
I read on a few national media outlets that Warnock scares the living Hell out of the GOP, as he serves as the longtime Pastor of the Ebenezer Baptist Church that MLK used to preside over. It puts the party at odds with their long running myth that Jesus Christ is a Republican, and that they temporarily have to put aside the lie that the GOP embraces MLK as a hero within their party, as repeated by wackos like Glenn Beck and Bill O’Reilly.
guess brent swadley has lots of time after settling all the sexual harrasment lawsuits at his christian company, that portrays himself as a great person that is there at every time of disaster….But at a high cost he jacks up the prices and inflates the headcounts makes a percentage of the eqipment rentals lights heaters tents ect …..basicly forces employees to work long cold hours to get a bonus…swadleys sert has made millions from oge alone!!sweetheart deal!!! kickbacks!!!PLEASE lost ogle look into this company oklahomas misfortunes have made him rich