Over the weekend, we received a flood of reports that Monty Marcum – one of the privileged guys who inherited Marcum's Nursery from his parents – was an enthusiastic attendee of last week's big Overthrow American Democracy rally in DC. Here's a pic:
The news has taken off on social media, leading to hundreds, if not thousands, of anti-insurrectionists, leaving negative reviews on social media, and claiming they'll be purchasing petunias from a more-sane, less revolutionary plant shop.
That being said, I’d like to reach out with an olive branch of sorts and freely offer my services in renaming and rebranding some of his bestsellers to fit his recently ill-advised outing as a flag-worshipping son of the old red, white and blue, free of charge, of course. As a matter of fact, here’s a few I’ve already came up with…
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