To be 100% clear, that headline is fake – these are steps we must take to get by in the attention economy – but as I mused on Twitter earlier today, you know it has to be crossing some City of Yukon official's mind:
In all fairness, I doubt the Yukon City Council will get involved. I bet Sheriff Chris West and his volunteer posse are already getting to work on the problem!
Obviously, I bring this up is because Garth Brooks showed up in boots to today's black-tie affair in DC and sang "Amazing Grace" for what many Yukon citizens probably feel was an inauguration for a group of lizard pedophiles who fraudulently stole the 2020 election.
In case you live in a cave, here it is: