As the limousine waited outside of the Fort Worth prison where he is currently incarcerated, I’m sure that the collective energy was as high as a mobile home furry orgy as Joe Exotic waited for his requested Presidential pardon.
It never came—so, I guess, just before he left the White House, Donald Trump did one good thing in his presidency.
Of course, Exotic—better known as Joe Maldonado-Passage to law enforcement officials—was upset when word got back to him, acting all anti-Baskin on social media. Here’s what came from his still-intact Twitter that afternoon:
So while it appears that Exotic will probably be forced to do the rest of his 20-something sentence in a human cage—if he makes it that long, natch—I came up with a small list of activities that will give him what he so richly craves from behind the iron bars of justice: attention and fame...