KOCO Reporter Ignites Heated Twitter Root Beer Debate


“10,000 years will give you SUCH a crick in the neck.”


I’m back, link clickers, and right in the nick of time to settle the most controversial issue currently gripping our top ten city.


Back the F off of root beer.


I’ll quickly give some context to the folks who don’t use Bird Site (though they’re likely troglodytes and Parlerites alike) and as such missed out on this still-happening saga.


It all started when local Liberal Mainstream Media Reporter Perris Jones was given the “wrong” beverage with his delivery meal. He then hopped on Twitter and Barq'ed up the wrong tree.


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