OU football player on wrong side of Campus Corner fight for a change

If you're lucky enough to not be exposed to the Twitter brah echo chamber, you may have missed the viral video of OU special teams holder Spencer Jones being sucker-punched, and then absolutely walloped, by some buckwild MMA-wrestler guy in the bathroom at the Campus Corner meat market Logie's.

Fittingly, the fight occurred in the early morning hours of Valentine's Day, and ended with the men – along with their tag team partners – erotically floundering on the establishment's patented urine-soaked floors.

Here's the video. If you don't enjoy raw unadulterated violence – or you're a really big germaphobe – you probably should read Lucas's ranking of Girl Scout Cookies instead:

That was brutal! An OU football player is getting his ass kicked in a Campus Corner bathroom, and the bystanders are not grabbing their phones to call the police or Toby Keith, but instead shoot video and call the play-by-play like they're Jim Lampley! God Bless the USA.

Also, you know OU coaches were a bit relieved when they saw the video. Usually when a they hear that a player was involved in a fight on Campus Corner, their first thought is "Crap. I hope the woman is okay... and that it doesn't affect recruiting." It's nice that this time around they only have to worry about finding a new holder that doesn't have double-vision.