UCO athletic events are about to be even more quiet than normal.
Last week, the University of Central Oklahoma – my proud alma mater – announced it was temporarily canceling its cheerleading squad following a serious hazing incident that I'm going to assume involved alcohol, pompoms and pillow fights.
Here's the announcement from the school:

That's crazy! I graduated from UCO 19-something years ago, and I had no clue we had a cheer team. Then again, I graduated from UCO when it was still a commuter school, and not a commuter school pretending not to be a commuter school.
Anyway, whether you're the wokiest warrior or the deaniest blevins, the obvious thing that pops into your brain after reading that statement is "What did these UCO cheerleaders do??!"

