On Monday afternoon, after doing a series of push-ups and burpees, Kevin Stitt rounded up his Health Commissioner, sign language interpreter and a nurse to have a mysterious substance shot into his arm.
According to reports from the "fake news media," the substance we're supposed to believe he had injected into his bulging deltoid was a Johnson & Johnson Coronavirus vaccine.
Here's the photo from Stitt's office:
I'm not a conspiracy theorist or anything, but cut me some slack for being a bit skeptical that ole Stitter's really getting a Johnson & Johnson vaccine injected into his arm in that photo.
First of all, Stitt's gone out of his way the past year to downplay the health risks of the Coronavirus and has routinely flouted his own administration's health guidelines. He also has a blurb on his website "fact-checking" liberal media claims that he's an anti-vaxxer, which, as we know, probably means he is an anti-vaxxer.