Oklahoma Senator Proposes Paper Straw Ban for Earth Day…

When he's not scrolling through adult diaper threads on 4-Chan, State Senator Nathan Dahm fashions himself as one of the "funny guys" in the Oklahoma Senate.

Never scared to retell a "stick it to the libs" quote he heard on YouTube, quote a scene from Anchorman, or simply pull an April Fool's Day prank that will get him stripped of his senate leadership positions, the comedian's always looking for unique ways to make people laugh – or based on some of the laws he's authored – cry.

Knowing that, we shouldn't be surprised to learn that old Dahmmy Boy filed a bill today that will make every reader of The Babylon Bee proud. In honor of Earth Day, Dahm filed Senate Bill 1065 that will – get this – ban paper straws in Oklahoma, because you know, save the trees!

Amiright?

Via a press release:

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