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7 Real Reasons OKC is Experiencing a Shortage of Service Industry Help

9:45 AM EDT on April 26, 2021

Bad news, buffet, beverage, and brunch enthusiasts! According to KFOR, the OKC metro is experiencing a shortage of service industry employees! While the article blames the deficiency on dispensaries dishing out at least dozen dollars per hour to their hired hands and thus high-jacking the workforce, I think there are other reasons employees are leaving their waiting and bartending gigs. In fact, here are 7 real reasons why the OKC service industry can’t find help.

The Church Crowd

Even though they just spent an hour listening to some pastor recite Jesus quotes on the importance of being patient, humble, and kind, that patience, humility, and kindness was lost before rolling up to the Olive Garden Sunday afternoon.

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