Over the weekend, alt-right patriots who want to overthrow our government gathered at the Oklahoma capital to raise their plucky fists against—let me check my notes—vaccines and mask mandates.
The rally was organized by the Oklahoma GOP and its handgun-friendly demigod, chairman John Bennett.
With thousands of real men and women attending the rally, the message of governmental takeover was on everyone’s lips and hips, especially when Bennett got his mouth around the phallic-friendly microphone to let everyone know what the true notion of the rally was for. From KFOR:
“It’s only a matter of time before you won’t be able to do anything without the permission of a communist government who will require proof of vaccination,” Oklahoma GOP Chairman John Bennett said.