Every now and then, I like to get a bit wild and crazy and see how things are going in the mystical and demented land of Derplahoma. You know, the alt-right dystopia where the presidential election was stolen, facemasks and vaccines don't work, and horse dewormer is the go-to cure for a deadly virus.
At the moment, the best place to get a pulse on what's happening in this alternative reality is to visit US Senate candidate Jackson Lahmeyer's Facebook page. He's the hardcore right-wing preacher who's challenging ultra-conservative incumbent RINO flower boy James Lankford.
Just like his oranged-face loser God, Lahmeyer uses Facebook as a powerful tool to spread lies and falsehoods, fear and misinformation, and social media influencer-style ads for pillows to the deranged masses.
Yep, the key move to #SaveAmerica is to buy pillows from political extremists who want to overthrow American democracy. Watch out China! You don't stand a chance!
Pillows aren't the only thing Lahmayer is selling. Check out the new merch he's promoting with deranged OK GOP leader John Bennett: