It's safe to buy pizza rolls in Moore again!
After an exhaustive manhunt that didn't leave any lavatory unturned, the Moore Police Department announced they have apprehended the man accused of taking a large dump atop a bag of pizza rolls inside the grocer's freezer at Crest.
Although the Moore Police Department still hasn't released the suspect's name, we did acquire this mugshot via the Ogle Mole Network:
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
If you were living under a rock this week like me, the original story went viral in the national clickbait news scene like a raging case of norovirus.