Like an empty plate of Cattlemen's calf fries, the saga of the backwoods, black market, "allegedly"cannibalistic castrators from southeastern Oklahoma is finally behind us. You can view our original report about the crazy tale here.
Earlier this week, Stormin' Nolan Clay – The Oklahoman's award-winning castration correspondent – informed us that Bob Lee Allen, the mastermind behind the clandestine castration operation (and AIRBNB getaway) was sentenced to 12 years behind bars after pleading guilty or no contest to a variety of charges.
These charges include:
• Conspiracy to commit unlicensed surgery (felony)
• Practicing medicine without a license (felony)
• Distribution of psychedelic mushrooms (felony)
• Not disposing of the removed testicles (misdemeanor)
In all fairness to Allen, does anyone really know how to properly dispose of another man's testicles? I'm not ballsy enough to do a Google search to find out, but I guess putting them in a plastic bag and then tossing them in your freezer doesn't count.
According to Nolan's article, Bob plead guilty because, well, he was guilty: