Earlier this week, Stormin' Nolan Clay – The Oklahoman's award-winning castration correspondent – informed us that Bob Lee Allen, the mastermind behind the clandestine castration operation (and AIRBNB getaway) was sentenced to 12 years behind bars after pleading guilty or no contest to a variety of charges.
These charges include:
• Conspiracy to commit unlicensed surgery (felony)
• Practicing medicine without a license (felony)
• Distribution of psychedelic mushrooms (felony)
• Not disposing of the removed testicles (misdemeanor)
In all fairness to Allen, does anyone really know how to properly dispose of another man's testicles? I'm not ballsy enough to do a Google search to find out, but I guess putting them in a plastic bag and then tossing them in your freezer doesn't count.
According to Nolan's article, Bob plead guilty because, well, he was guilty: