1. Be boring
2. Overlap with the TBS 24 hour showing of A Christmas Story and
3. Last more than an hour.
Thankfully, the metro’s own LifeChurch not only has multiple services scheduled throughout OKC over the holiday weekend, but they also boast on their website that attendees can expect to get their weekly helping of Jesus in 60 minutes or less.
But not so fast, you Christmas and Easter congregants. Just because Life.Church is basically the JiffyLube of churches, it doesn’t mean everyone is cut out to join. The Elders only want the cream of the crop in their Lord’s army. So here are 10 hazing rituals you’ll have to go through to join LifeChurch!