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7 New Year resolutions most Oklahomans have already failed…

8:57 AM EST on January 4, 2022

Happy New Year, my fellow Oklahomans! I hope everyone had a safe, happy 31st and are ready to treat 2021 like an Oklahoma governor treats a global pandemic by forgetting it ever happened and maybe planning a ski trip to New Mexico or something.

It’s hard to believe it’s already January 4th, 2022. But it’s easy to believe that most of us have already given up on our resolutions for the year. In fact, here are 7 New Year resolutions Oklahomans have already broken!